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Offline Evi

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« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2006, 09:27:01 AM »
Eww...WTF? How could anyone eat after puking? That\'s f00ked up. :rofl: Geez.

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« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2006, 10:19:50 AM »
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Food was so good i was ready to do the nasty right there on the table...in front of her mom\'s and her sister...


Heh, that cracked me up. That would be a holiday memory they would always treasure, heh.
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« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2006, 10:37:51 AM »
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Eww...WTF? How could anyone eat after puking? That\'s f00ked up. :rofl: Geez.

I\'ve drank after puking my guts out but I don\'t think that\'s the same :)

Sammy, its more of being with family than stuffing your face. Its fun and I love Thanksgiving. Plus its the only holiday my family celebrates that isn\'t a Christian holiday so I feel more comfortable on Thanksgiving. My family is very Christian and I\'m the only atheist in my family so Christmas, Easter, etc I always kinda feel uncomfortable.
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« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2006, 05:51:55 PM »
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I skip classes too. If I didn\'t, I\'d be a psycho robot. I had to skip one this week because I wasn\'t ready for a test. And it\'s college. Teachers treat us like adults and if we miss a class, they don\'t hound us.


You are a pyscho robot.

And quit downloading so much porn, and start studying more. Skipping a class to avoid a test, now that is stupid

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« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2006, 06:35:23 PM »
I\'d like to show her my \'little\' big horn.

Imagine... if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a Turkey, we\'d be eating pussy for Thanksgiving.

Ahhh, I\'m done.  Lousy thanksgiving with not enough (sexy) jokes.



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« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2006, 07:39:14 PM »
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You are a pyscho robot.

And quit downloading so much porn, and start studying more. Skipping a class to avoid a test, now that is stupid
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« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2006, 12:50:19 AM »
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Plus its the only holiday my family celebrates that isn\'t a Christian holiday so I feel more accepted on Thanksgiving. My family is very Christian and I\'m the only atheist in my family so Christmas, Easter, etc I always kinda feel like an outcast.
That\'s a little odd. I\'m not a Christian either, but I don\'t feel like an outcast at Christmas. I mean, I just enjoy the mood and atmosphere. Besides it\'s originally a pagan holiday so you can still fit in. ;)

For me it\'s more of a \'time to be with your family\'-thing.
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« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2006, 01:35:05 AM »
its always been like that for me too.

In general, christmas has lost its \'birth of jesus\' theme. now it has a \'buy a bunch of shit\' theme.

If you can look past that than it can be a \'time to be with your family\' kind of thing.

But i think i remember you saying ur mom was uber-christian so ican see where your coming from.

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« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2006, 05:46:32 AM »
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I\'ve drank after puking my guts out but I don\'t think that\'s the same :)

Sammy, its more of being with family than stuffing your face. Its fun and I love Thanksgiving. Plus its the only holiday my family celebrates that isn\'t a Christian holiday so I feel more accepted on Thanksgiving. My family is very Christian and I\'m the only atheist in my family so Christmas, Easter, etc I always kinda feel like an outcast.


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« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2006, 01:26:45 PM »
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That\'s a little odd. I\'m not a Christian either, but I don\'t feel like an outcast at Christmas. I mean, I just enjoy the mood and atmosphere. Besides it\'s originally a pagan holiday so you can still fit in. ;)

For me it\'s more of a \'time to be with your family\'-thing.


Outcast was probably the wrong word to you. What was I thinking. I meant comfortable. My family always goes to church and pray and stuff so I feel more comfortable at Thanksgiving because I can go through Grace and stuff my face. At Christmas its all this choir music my mom plays, we have to go to church and then my extended family would talk about their church services and stuff. Kinda annoying. *goes to edit orginal post*

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« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2006, 08:36:38 AM »
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sloppy American?....i\'m Afri. American Biatch!...;).....heh usually me and the family would take a trip to N.C. to visit my parents, but i had to work this year..:mad:..only good thing is that it\'s double pay....so we had our first thanksgiving at the house....and the wifey really put it down. Food was so good i was ready to do the nasty right there on the table...in front of her mom\'s and her sister...and it seems that i\'ve gained some weight....i thought for the longest time that i was 185 lbs....i just recently weighed  myself and now i\'m at 205 lb..:fro:....my cowboys won earlier in the day, my thanksgiving was pretty good overall....


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« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2006, 07:59:53 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2006, 08:36:00 AM »
I deep fried a turkey on Thanksgiving night. Everyone said that was the best turkey they ever tasted. 13 pounds of turkey goodness fried in 40 minutes (just to be sure).
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« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2006, 08:38:55 AM »
Lol, only in America. ;)

Actually I like to taste it just once. It might be good, even though it\'ll clog your arteries faster than you can say "stroke".
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« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2006, 09:01:29 AM »
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Lol, only in America. ;)

Actually I like to taste it just once. It might be good, even though it\'ll clog your arteries faster than you can say "stroke".


Actually, no. Turkey is low in fat and peanut oil is polyunsaturated fat which is actually good for you. It\'s the side of mashed potatoes and sausage gravy that\'ll get you a triple by-pass later on down the road. :p
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