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Offline Joker
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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2006, 02:08:58 AM »
ahhh yes, a good old fashion date rape. Or was there even a date?
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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2006, 05:19:59 AM »
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I have no idea what was going on but I woke up this morning to such a terrible burning sensation in my esophagus. It went all teh way from my stomach to my throat and it hurt like hell. I was groaning and stuff in my bed. It still hurts actually a little bit from time to time, especially when I drink something warm. Anyone know whether I should be worried or not?


I stood over your bed....Captain Morgan style but naked.....



one foot on the bed....my thingy in your throat as you slept. Whe you woke up, I screamed:

"I\'m in your throat! Now grab my harbls! YAAAAARGH!"
« Last Edit: December 01, 2006, 05:40:23 AM by GmanJoe »
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« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2006, 07:18:01 AM »
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^^^ahhh,...aight i admit,..i broke into the crib and gave you 9 inches of my sexual chocolate goodness.....next time i won\'t be so rough!.....hmmm..for some reason "crib" just doesn\'t sound right in this instance...what i meant was i broke into your home.....well... ehh.... nope, can\'t use that stereotypical phrase either,...ahhh i got it....i gracefully entered your home and slid you the nightstick!...;)


what is it with black men and rape?




:fro:

And yes, I now will turn every topic into a race issue..... ;)
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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2006, 07:23:29 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2006, 10:48:24 AM »
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^^^ahhh,...aight i admit,..i broke into the crib and gave you 9 inches of my sexual chocolate goodness.....next time i won\'t be so rough!.....hmmm..for some reason "crib" just doesn\'t sound right in this instance...what i meant was i broke into your home.....well... ehh.... nope, can\'t use that stereotypical phrase either,...ahhh i got it....i gracefully entered your home and slid you the nightstick!...;)


*shudders* Very disturbing. But it does explain a lot.
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« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2006, 01:26:47 PM »
Clips is your wiener really 9 inches?       :jb:
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« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2006, 01:32:57 PM »
He\'s black....but he lost 2" in a freak accident involving a blunt and a 40.
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« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2006, 03:51:34 PM »
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Clips is your wiener really 9 inches?       :jb:


Yeah but he doesn\'t really know how to use it :fighting:
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« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2006, 09:48:50 PM »
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Clips is your wiener really 9 inches?       :jb:



of course it is!...i\'m long and strong....don\'t mind titan & chizz...they\'re hatin\'...;)...my stage name is "shotgun"  :fro:
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« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2006, 07:14:39 AM »
they call me "deuce-five"....
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« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2006, 11:25:03 AM »
I\'m "sewing needle" :fro:
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« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2006, 02:03:45 PM »
I would go see the doctor
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« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2006, 08:59:33 PM »
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I would go see the doctor


I think I\'m gonna hold up on that. I haven\'t had it since the day after I posted this and those were small compared to the morning I posted this.
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