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Are you happy with your sexlife ?

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« Reply #45 on: April 20, 2007, 09:03:12 PM »
i don\'t think you\'re understanding the conversation....you got it backwards...start from sammy\'s post then read it again....i\'ll forgive you this time, only because you\'re a jersey head...:fro:...as punishment tho, no sexual chocolate for you... ;)
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« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2007, 09:33:51 PM »
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suck it up. Thats chicks for you. I could tell you about hte fights i\'ve had with my woman. She breaks more shit then me. Then again, the make up fucking is great!!


Quoted for the truth. I first learned about it when i was on a 2 month backpack trip with a female friend of mine. Traveling like that, i got to know a whole lot more about women in general.

My girlfriend can also be like that ; letting me know that something is wrong or something i had done \' wrong \' while i have no clue about what it is.  I guess her short term memory is better than mine..of course, she also keeps a diary.

Then after an hour of discussion she starts giving me hints about what the situation is actually about. lol

but yeah... deal with it. Don\'t turn ghey
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« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2007, 06:23:15 AM »
blehhh thx got stood up last night by this bomb ass brunette.  who needs women!? :gfight:

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« Reply #48 on: April 26, 2007, 09:13:46 PM »
heh...me and wifey have our disagreements every now and then, but nothing major...the only scenario i can remember and i guess it\'s kinda funny now..was when i first met her...we were goin\' out but i was under the impression that we were still seeing other people...so we\'re at the club, i goes to the bar to get a drink,*the wifey goes to the restroom* and this chick comes up to me and states.."my friend wants to talk to you"...so i turned to see this chic and she was drop dead gorgeous! so i got out of line, sat on the couch and started kickin\' it with this chic...and just as i\'m about to get the digits, out of nowhere i get splashed in the face with water!

i\'m like yo!...wtf?...i thought we were allowed to see other people!...she was like nigga please, you come over to my house...sex me down and expect me to be alright with you talkin\' to other women?...:laughing:...one thing i liked about my wife was that she had her s**t together when i first met her,...working,...had her own apt,..stayed fit in bally\'s and could cook and the sex was off the meter!...i was dealing with quite a few women back then, but i knew that i was going to make her the trophy....at that point tho, she just made it happen sooner rather than later....:D...
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« Reply #49 on: April 26, 2007, 09:19:28 PM »
So clips, she basically put you in line right from the start :p
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« Reply #50 on: April 26, 2007, 10:28:39 PM »
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So clips, she basically put you in line right from the start :p

Clips\' wife must have thought : " This bitch is mine !"

Lol !

Anyway, today my girlfriend told me her collegues at work told her she was sexy. It kind of bothered her...
I advised her to make it clear to them that she won\'t tolerate such lines if she\'s bothered by it. Or should i offer to go teach those dudes a lesson ?
« Last Edit: April 26, 2007, 10:32:29 PM by Knotter8 »
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« Reply #51 on: April 26, 2007, 10:34:45 PM »
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I advised her to make it clear to them that she won\'t tolerate such lines if she\'s bothered by it. Or should i offer to go teach those dudes a lesson ?


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« Reply #52 on: April 26, 2007, 10:37:09 PM »
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:confused: why the pr0n tune ?

when i say \' teach a lesson \'  i mean to bash their brains in...
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« Reply #53 on: April 26, 2007, 11:22:49 PM »
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So clips, she basically put you in line right from the start :p


in a sense,...i guess you could say that...but i wouldn\'t want a woman that would just let me walk all over her,....don\'t get it twisted tho, she still let\'s me take the lead in our relationship, but she\'ll step to me if i\'m about to make an ill-advised decision on something, and i have no problem with that..:)


oh and knotter,...if those guys at work are makin\' the wifey feel uncomfortable,...don\'t kick their teeth in just yet, go have lunch with her on the job to make your presence felt,... usually that type of non-chalant intimidation works on guys like that....unless you look like pee-wee herman or some s**t, and if they still continue, then she should report them to her superiors,finally if nothing is done at that point, then you need to step to that ass and split their wigs wide open...
« Last Edit: April 26, 2007, 11:40:19 PM by clips »
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« Reply #54 on: April 28, 2007, 01:08:38 AM »
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Anyway, today my girlfriend told me her collegues at work told her she was sexy. It kind of bothered her...

I\'d just take it as a compliment and let it go, unless they begin to take it further.
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« Reply #55 on: May 12, 2007, 02:37:00 PM »
Just found out i have a secret admirer, she is very cute. And yes she is of legal age.

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« Reply #56 on: May 12, 2007, 08:30:17 PM »
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Just found out i have a secret admirer, she is very cute. And yes she is of legal age.

nice :fro:  how did u find out?

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« Reply #57 on: May 12, 2007, 09:52:06 PM »
samwise told him ;)
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« Reply #58 on: May 12, 2007, 10:46:01 PM »
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Just found out i have a secret admirer, she is very cute. And yes she is of legal age.
That\'s only what she tells you. ;)

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« Reply #59 on: May 12, 2007, 11:09:23 PM »
Who cares, hit it! HIT IT! ;)
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