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Offline CHIZZY

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« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2007, 08:14:38 AM »
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She gave up her poon for a video game money. It\'s like playing monopoly and you decide to give all the players some head for half their monopoly money.

Clearly, this girl has zero self esteem. But she does seem to have enough shame to be upset about her picture getting posted for being an easy lay for fake money.



my lady & I played monopoly the other night with these rules:

Everytime you land on "GO", remove 1 piece of clothing

If you both end up on the "just visiting" jail space, you make out

If you land in jail together you screw for a while

Rent can be paid in oral favors....

It\'s lots more fun that way.
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i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri

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« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2007, 08:35:30 AM »
But she\'s your wife. :p
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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2007, 10:03:45 AM »
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my lady & I played monopoly the other night with these rules:
 
Everytime you land on "GO", remove 1 piece of clothing
 
If you both end up on the "just visiting" jail space, you make out
 
If you land in jail together you screw for a while
 
Rent can be paid in oral favors....
 
It\'s lots more fun that way.

That\'s fun. So, people can actually be happy at the end of a game of Monopoly now.
 
Also, that other thread was hysterical. I don\'t remember seeing it the first time around. I forwarded that to a few people, heh.
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« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2007, 10:30:11 AM »
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that girl is GROSS


Jumpman likes her. I wonder if he has a robe and wizard hat.
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« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2007, 10:44:49 AM »
I have neither but I am a supreme level 10000 wizard.
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« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2007, 10:47:01 AM »
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I have neither but I am a supreme level 10000 wizard.


Can you turn me into a beautiful woman?


er....just to test you. That\'s all.
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« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2007, 12:01:07 PM »
Wizards can\'t do crazy shit like that.

Cmon let\'s get realistic here.
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« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2007, 01:12:40 PM »
By the way, Sara, I\'ll have sex with you if you beat Sonic for me.
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« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2007, 02:06:56 PM »
I\'d hit that
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« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2007, 02:20:18 PM »
Sara is bi. I think. That\'s hot.

Shit I\'m hard now. Damn Sara. Damn.
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« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2007, 04:00:19 PM »
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my lady & I played monopoly the other night with these rules:

Everytime you land on "GO", remove 1 piece of clothing

If you both end up on the "just visiting" jail space, you make out

If you land in jail together you screw for a while

Rent can be paid in oral favors....

It\'s lots more fun that way.


Hmm. I\'m seeing my girl this weekend. I may have to try this ;)
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Offline CHIZZY

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« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2007, 05:44:56 PM »
sara isn\'t bi...she\'s a lesbo who loves chizz meat.
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« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2007, 06:16:03 AM »
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sara isn\'t bi...she\'s a lesbo who loves chizz meat.


This is correct.  Although I can loan you my game genie for sega genesis, friskiE-spelled-backwards.
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« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2007, 07:06:50 AM »
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This is correct.  Although I can loan you my game genie for sega genesis, friskiE-spelled-backwards.


Ever played for the other team? ie went hetero?
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« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2007, 07:22:29 AM »
Not really, but I\'ve handled a wiener or two.
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