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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: June 04, 2007, 04:59:55 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2007, 05:37:23 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2007, 05:53:09 AM »
HAHA sign me up
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2007, 06:08:57 AM »
LOL, best... toy... ever!

I\'m waiting for someone to intercut footage from porn.
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2007, 07:03:11 AM »
wow...even the crap that comes out of it is icky sticky white.....i see a lawsuit from a dirty minded parent comin\' soon!...:D
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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2007, 07:17:42 AM »
This would make a great gag gift!
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2007, 09:00:53 AM »
"Critics claim, that through innuendo, either purposely or innocently, the toy is an approximation of a sexual act portrayed in some pornographic movies, known as the money shot. Because of that innuendo, they believe the marketing and promotion of the toy may be reminiscent of, or subliminally promoting inappropriate sexual activity among children even though most prepubescent children cannot ejaculate."

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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2007, 10:41:37 AM »
that black kid was loving it,haha
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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2007, 11:04:54 AM »
Joker, I want to ejaculate all over you. With the Oozinator, of course...
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« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2007, 12:30:35 PM »
i\'ve had my oozinator for 26 years now

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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2007, 12:36:13 PM »
What the crap?

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« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2007, 01:02:19 PM »
Quote from: Samwise
Joker, I want to ejaculate all over you. With the Oozinator, of course...


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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2007, 03:06:26 PM »
me and the wife saw this commercial and couldn\'t believe what we were seeing.
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« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2007, 03:21:39 PM »
A future sex toy?




i find it pretty funny.  I can see so many one liners when using it.


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« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2007, 04:41:35 PM »
HAHAHAHAAH these are god damn funny!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
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