That may be what you were thinking, but it\'s certainly not what you said.
I have the same problem. I\'ll be talking to beautiful woman, and in my mind, I\'m being particularly affluent, articulate and witty. But what comes out of my mouth is inevitably along the lines of: "DURRRRRRRR DA BIG BOOBIES BE BOUNCING N\' MY DICK GO HARD I GOT WET SPOT ON DA FRONT OF MY PANTS OH YAH WET PUSSY BE GOOD FUCK TIME??????"
... I think you understand my point.