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Offline Jar O Pickles
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« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2007, 06:06:38 PM »
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Btw, how can you tell if it\'s lubricant or it\'s just vaseline for relieving pain and cuts?


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« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2007, 08:56:43 PM »
whoops.  I didn\'t really know what lubricant really means.  I thought it was some sort of oinment oil that use primarily for sex.  Didn\'t know it just mean pretty  much any kind of grease oil and vaseline fits that category...eh, forgive my English....
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« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2007, 09:03:10 PM »
Uh...

...watch American Pie.
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« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2007, 09:05:31 PM »
i seen that movie before, so what about it?  Are you talking about the part where that guy put his cock in the pie?
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« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2007, 09:16:17 PM »
Dude...just stop talking. O_o
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« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2007, 11:36:23 PM »
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LOL.  If that\'s lubricant, than he got complete ownage there.

Btw, how can you tell if it\'s lubricant or it\'s just vaseline for relieving pain and cuts?


-_- it is just vaseline. People use it as lubricant when they masturbate

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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2007, 12:59:22 AM »
You seem to be the expert on masturbation.
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2007, 03:36:38 AM »
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-_- it is just vaseline. People use it as lubricant when they masturbate


Why do you need a lubricant to masturbate?
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« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2007, 03:57:48 AM »
People who are circumsized have greater friction between their hand and glans. Lubricant eases any discomfort that might be caused by this friction by allowing smoother passage for the epidermis to glide more easily over the glans (and shaft) without causing irritation.

People who aren\'t circumsized can also use lubricant by peeling back their fore-skin and having direct contact with the penis to masturbate. The lubricant makes this much easier, and by not using the foreskin as a mastabatorial aid, produces a potentially stronger orgasm.

Penis and harsh friction are not friends. This is one of the reason why pre-cum is produced and ejaculated forth from the penis. It\'s not just for the benefit of the woman.
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« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2007, 04:36:51 AM »
Perhaps we should make a poll of who uses lube and who doesn\'t. :D
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« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2007, 07:48:58 AM »
Nothing beats baby oil and a leather glove
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« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2007, 08:41:10 AM »
not even butter and a packet of bacon?
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« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2007, 09:30:05 AM »
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« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2007, 10:24:49 AM »
I typically don\'t use lubricant but on the rare occasion I do (just because I don\'t have the time for a really good jerking with roommates and all), it feels nice. I tried Vaseline once and I didn\'t like it. I had to use a lot of Vaseline and I just had an oily mess afterwards that sucked to clean up. If I do it in the shower, soap is really good. Shampoo is good too. Nothing like cleaning the schlong and getting a good jerking off at the same time. You kill two birds with one stone :)
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« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2007, 08:06:45 PM »
Dude, STFU.
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