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Offline Coredweller
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I guess Floridians are bad swimmers
« on: October 01, 2007, 02:54:46 PM »
Two idiots drown in a pond.
 
How hard is it to stay afloat in a pond?
 
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I guess Floridians are bad swimmers
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2007, 03:01:10 PM »
Wouldn\'t be the first stupid thing people from Florida have done.

Darwin award maybe?
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I guess Floridians are bad swimmers
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 06:05:16 PM »
how do you drown in one of those retention ponds? i didn\'t think they were that big...or deep
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I guess Floridians are bad swimmers
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2007, 09:18:00 PM »
It doesn\'t matter how deep it was.  Anybody should be able to keep their nose above the surface of still water.  If you can\'t even tread water, why would you go in?  Oh yeah, someone dared him... :rolleyes:
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I guess Floridians are bad swimmers
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2007, 09:43:49 PM »
if you guys look closely...
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I guess Floridians are bad swimmers
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2007, 10:19:16 PM »
WTF is that supposed to be? Did you splooge on the pic? Or is that supposed to be Nessie or something?

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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2007, 10:37:11 PM »
isnt that part of the myth?
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2007, 10:48:04 PM »
The myth is that Nessie may just be a smudge of splooge?

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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2007, 11:06:22 PM »
who knows
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