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Offline fre4d4
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« on: November 14, 2007, 08:34:36 AM »
So my mother in law went out to get the mail this morning. Hd her dog with her, we have a pug. Anyway lucy jumped up on the guys leg, and he is claiming she bit him. The only way she would have bit someone is if they had hurt her first.

Have to wait and see what happens if anything.

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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2007, 08:39:03 AM »
I thought you were going to leave.
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 09:07:25 AM »
Quote from: fre4d4
So my mother in law went out to get the mail this morning. Hd her dog with her, we have a pug. Anyway lucy jumped up on the guys leg, and he is claiming she bit him. The only way she would have bit someone is if they had hurt her first.

Have to wait and see what happens if anything.


You need to learn to control your dog from jumping on people. I already got my pup trained not to do that. I\'m gonna say the mailman was bitten by the ugly pug because it is evil. They have dead eyes. And when they bite, their eyes roll back to reveal the white death they inflict upon their victims like a great white shark bites down on a human child adrift in the ocean.

The mail man will then have to drive to a hospital with his bloodied stump of a leg. Pray he does not bleed to death on the highway, causing more deaths upon the innocent travellers.

Sir, that pug is pure evil. I beg you to take a knife and sprinkle holy water on it before plunging it into the black evil heart of that pug. It is the only way to destroy it. Remember what it did you? Yes. It was the pug.
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2007, 09:27:13 AM »
(1) Im not going anywhere

(2) She is the sweetiest dog we have ever owned, nothing evil about her. If she had bit him, i think he would have yelled or screamed very loudly. Seen some blood or torn pants.

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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2007, 09:33:02 AM »
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(1) Im not going anywhere

(2) She is the sweetiest dog we have ever owned, nothing evil about her. If she had bit him, i think he would have yelled or screamed very loudly. Seen some blood or torn pants.


Then the problem is not the dog. It is the dog owners. Well trained dogs should not jump on people. It\'s time for you guys to get some advice from the dog obedience school.
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2007, 11:19:55 AM »
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(1) Im not going anywhere

(2) She is the sweetiest dog we have ever owned, nothing evil about her. If she had bit him, i think he would have yelled or screamed very loudly. Seen some blood or torn pants.



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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2007, 12:44:21 PM »
I guess its true that dogs still bite mailmen
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2007, 01:26:23 PM »
It\'s called a leash.  Invest in one.
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2007, 01:50:00 PM »
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It\'s called a leash.  Invest in one.



Or mailbox?
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2007, 02:24:59 PM »
Quote from: fre4d4
So my mother in law went out to get the mail this morning. Hd her dog with her, we have a pug. Anyway lucy jumped up on the guys leg, and he is claiming she bit him. The only way she would have bit someone is if they had hurt her first.

Have to wait and see what happens if anything.


Control your dog.
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2007, 02:41:45 PM »
I care. :(
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2007, 02:50:22 PM »
I like this part the best.

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Hd her dog with her, we have a pug.


So, is it his mother in law\'s dog or is it their\'s?  

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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2007, 03:34:39 PM »
Raz give me a break ok! You want me to be technical fine. It\'s her dog and my mother in law lives here with us.

If nobody cares thats fine ,don\'t respond
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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2007, 03:37:44 PM »
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It\'s called a leash.  Invest in one.


For your information the dog is always on her leash.

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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2007, 03:40:26 PM »
so then you let the dog bite the mailman while on a leash?
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