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Offline GigaShadow
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« on: January 30, 2008, 06:14:42 AM »
Been out for a few days, but funny.

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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2008, 08:23:20 AM »
Let me guess, you were listening to stern this morning?  


I had a cockatiel when I was a kid and he use to jerk off all the time.

So cool to be able to drop seed in the dude\'s mouth.  Is there anything stupider than to get shit on and then look up?  Friggen idiot.
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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 08:28:17 AM »
Its just a little shit.

Never hurt anyone.
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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2008, 10:46:31 AM »
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Let me guess, you were listening to stern this morning?  




I see you are a listener too! :D
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2008, 11:12:55 AM »
lol.
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2008, 12:46:10 PM »
He prolly would have had more dignity if he just spit it out instead of carrying on.
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2008, 04:48:10 PM »
his gag reflex kicked in, kind of hard to spit at the same time
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2008, 06:04:01 AM »
I am pretty sure birds do it on purpose when they shit on people!
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 06:04:53 AM »
I thought it was common knowledge to start running away at the first sign of bird shit.  I know I did when it landed on my head when I was a kid...
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 06:23:27 AM »
I\'ve been shat on by birds twice in my life... each time was the worst day of my life
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2008, 07:41:52 AM »
I\'ve only had a bird shit on me once, just missed my left ear and landed on my shoulder
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2008, 07:46:54 AM »
Did you look up?
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« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2008, 09:22:25 AM »
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I am pretty sure birds do it on purpose when they shit on people!


I was laying on the beach one day this summer and i got air raided by a seagull. Needless to day, I got up, said to my friends I got pooped on by a seagull then washed it off in the ocean.
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2008, 06:21:52 PM »
i got pooped on my right hand by birds while walking to class from lunch break.  It was kind of hilarious.  I got late to class because I have to go to the bathroom to clean the mess.  Then when I got back in class, the teacher asked me why i was late and i told her.  the entire classroom was laughing.:laughing:
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2008, 11:11:05 AM »
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i got pooped on my right hand by birds while walking to class from lunch break.  It was kind of hilarious.  I got late to class because I have to go to the bathroom to clean the mess.  Then when I got back in class, the teacher asked me why i was late and i told her.  the entire classroom was laughing.:laughing:


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