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« on: February 04, 2008, 12:05:34 PM »
Anyone follow this guy\'s rants on games that suck?

He reviews old games that were terrible with lots of profanity and hilarious commentary...

http://cinemassacre.com/AVGN/Nes_Nerd_videos.html

Best Videos - Silver Surfer, Atari 5200, Ghostbusters, Power Glove

See how many games you remember as a kid...
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2008, 12:20:05 PM »
lol.  i am watching Castlevania: Simon\'s Quest and it\'s hilarious as f*ck.:laughing:

He made many good points and they are all hilarious on how suck, annoying, and frustrating the game is.

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« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2008, 12:25:11 PM »
The Atari porn video was pretty funny.
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« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2008, 12:44:21 PM »
Watch his videos in order cause later videos reference older ones...

His YouTube page with other videos...

http://youtube.com/user/JamesNintendoNerd
July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2008, 12:51:07 PM »
I remember buying a 32X when it first came out. Since then, I\'ve lost all the cables...Hm.. I may get another one off Ebay.

Unless you owned one, you can\'t apperciate it.. I had all the games mentioned in that review and if he thinks DOOM for the 32X sucks - he should try the 3DO version. It ran at a brisk 5ps.

Can\'t say I enjoy his videos tho\'.

I did spend a lot of time on this game, even imported the Saturn version.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/29793.html
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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2008, 11:21:45 PM »
That is some pretty funny stuff.
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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2008, 11:38:02 PM »
only watched the ninja turtles one..the last 30 seconds are hilarious
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2008, 06:52:36 AM »
I\'ve been watching his stuff for a long time, I always enjoy them. Some of them are even worth watching more than once...
go see his biblical game one, that one is funny as hell.
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2008, 06:53:39 AM »
Quote from: Viper_Fujax
only watched the ninja turtles one..the last 30 seconds are hilarious



cowabunga?! cowafuckingpieceofdogshit!!! :)
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2008, 10:26:55 AM »
Touch the roof you die, touch the ceiling you die, too far to the right you die, too far to the left you die, you just die die die die die die die die DIE!!!

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Silver Surfer review never gets old...

Anyone watch the Ghostbusters one? What the hell was wrong with the people who made that game???
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2008, 10:32:45 AM »
god, i remember all those games so well.
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2008, 11:04:53 AM »
I watched a couple of those.  I apparently wasn\'t quite the fag that you guys were/are because I haven\'t ever played any of the games.  That said, it was still funny as shit.

Dragon\'s Lair was fucking hillarious.
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 07:07:15 PM »
The Roger Rabbit was so hilarious.  A part where Jessica Rabbit told him to look for her phone number.  He did find it, and actually use the real phone to call her and cussing her out. Among the funniest thing I ever seen.:lmao:

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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2008, 12:12:37 PM »
New video up: Virtual Boy, Nintendo\'s greatest failure...

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/30755.html
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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2008, 05:17:06 PM »
Haha, that one was good. I still wonder what Nintendo was thinking with the Virtual Boy. I think it would have been more successful if they made it color. I played it once back int he day and my eyes hurt so bad.
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