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Offline Ashford
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« on: March 13, 2008, 11:41:43 AM »
...BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT ME A BRAND NEW LEXUS FOR MY 15th (you read that right, FIFTEENTH, 1-5) BIRTHDAY BUT GAVE IT TO ME ONE DAY EARLY!!!

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July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 11:42:53 AM »
Her face at the end is hilarious...

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July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2008, 11:49:41 AM »
its funny how a show about shows i hate can be one of my favorite shows



the soup i mean
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2008, 12:05:37 PM »
I hate rich teenage girls. They are so annoying. I can\'t stand this show. I\'ve watched like 2 episodes and every time I wanted to bitch slap the girl in her face.
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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2008, 12:53:58 PM »
lol.  is this for real?

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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2008, 01:18:17 PM »
That girl needs to take a tour of a chocolate factory.
 
Seriously, [If that\'s real] she\'s like that because of the way her parents raised her.  Nothing else.  There is no reason for her to receive a Lexus SC430 for her 16th birthday.  The fact that they\'re giving her that car is part of the reason she\'s so bitchy.
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2008, 02:42:15 PM »
Please god tell me thats not real

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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2008, 06:58:53 PM »
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Please god tell me thats not real


Unicron.....that is not real. And because I am god, I command ye to stop raping the goats.
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 09:13:26 PM »
bring her to Australia, we\'ll sort that bitch out.  WTF! I HATE stuck up bitches like that.
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 10:46:27 PM »
I\'m with Soully. DIE BITCH DIE.

And kill the parents too. Worthless parenting.
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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2008, 03:47:28 AM »
who is she?
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2008, 03:48:48 AM »
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Unicron.....that is not real. And because I am god, I command ye to stop raping the goats.

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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2008, 03:49:56 AM »
ungrateful bitch
Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you. I don't care where you've  been or what you plan to do. I am the resurrection and I am the light. I  couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2008, 08:01:08 AM »
I wouldn\'t worry about this spoiled little brat...cause with the way the u.s. economy is going, this biatch and her high priced family will be in foreclosure and backrupt within the next few months and will be livin in section 8 next to tyrone and lykeeshsa...then this bitch will be lucky if she\'s drivin\' a 87 hyundai excell....i truly blame the parents on this one...this chicken head will never survive in the real world...
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2008, 02:02:18 PM »
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I wouldn\'t worry about this spoiled little brat...cause with the way the u.s. economy is going, this biatch and her high priced family will be in foreclosure and backrupt within the next few months and will be livin in section 8 next to tyrone and lykeeshsa...then this bitch will be lucky if she\'s drivin\' a 87 hyundai excell....i truly blame the parents on this one...this chicken head will never survive in the real world...


I definitely blame the parents on this one. If people actually payed attention to their bratty kids and smacked them once in a while, this wouldn\'t happen.
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