Raz...or anyone with toddlers, read this.

[Viper_Fujax]

There\'s this cream that\'s prescription that\'s 3x better. Now my nuts have a youthful glow :thumb:

is getting crabs really worth getting the prescription?

[Titan]

Yes

I just put Gold Bond powder on my nuts and  it feels like little gnomes massaging ice cubes all over my sac.

This works for women, too!  Minus the sac.

Quick! Someone start a biggest-asshole-on-the-forum nomination thread, then a resulting poll!

[Jumpman]

I would probably lose because people would try and spite me by voting someone else knowing who the real winner is. That thought strokes my ego even more.

[CHIZZY]

I just put Gold Bond powder on my nuts and  it feels like little gnomes massaging ice cubes all over my sac.

been doing that for years...I call it "2-ball powder" dust \'em down til they look like hostess powdered gem donuts that you dropped on a bathroom floor.

[CHIZZY]

You know what. Go fuck yourself. I\'m tired of you trying to tell me what to do and always putting you down. I go on this board and try to just have a good time and try and be civil with everyone. But people like you really bring it down. You sir are the biggest asshole on the board behind Jumpman. Maybe you should just stick your penis in his ass and give him a reach around you fucking fuck.

I love you, guy.

[Titan]

I would probably lose because people would try and spite me by voting someone else knowing who the real winner is. That thought strokes my ego even more.

You sure its your ego?