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Offline Jar O Pickles
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Hmmm...so it\'s ok to be a minute man?
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2008, 11:56:41 AM »
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My average is 15 minutes. The longest was 1 hour ---> only because that was the 4 round and I was out of bullets.

Now that I\'m married. 15 minutes TOPS. Luckily, the wife is easily satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend would have an orgasm in less than 30 seconds. And then have more after that. I thought I was studly until she told me she was one of the rare cases of women who have this....uhm....gift. Most women, turns out, can\'t have an orgasm without clitoral stimulation.

So yeah...15 minutes. When I was still single....I tried to make it last as long as possible. Coz that didn\'t happen as much as I liked. :laughing:

yeah me and my wife are so used to each other that she knows exactly what she needs to do to get where she wants to go. most of the time if we go longer than 10-15 mins she\'s waiting on me.
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« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2008, 01:11:39 PM »
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yeah me and my wife are so used to each other that she knows exactly what she needs to do to get where she wants to go. most of the time if we go longer than 10-15 mins she\'s waiting on me.


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« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2008, 02:41:41 PM »
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Pound away for a few minutes, get off.
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One girl I\'m with now says she has NEVER gotten off from a guy before.  I try my damndest and she\'s right.. but as long as we both have our fun and my prick is soaked with her saliva I\'m generally happy

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« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2008, 02:51:55 PM »
You guys talk like having sex for more than 10 minutes is a waste of time.
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« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2008, 03:35:42 PM »
Most of the time it is if its some skank. S/O on the other hand? Depends :D
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« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2008, 03:43:37 PM »
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My average is 15 minutes. The longest was 1 hour ---> only because that was the 4 round and I was out of bullets.

Now that I\'m married. 15 minutes TOPS. Luckily, the wife is easily satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend would have an orgasm in less than 30 seconds. And then have more after that. I thought I was studly until she told me she was one of the rare cases of women who have this....uhm....gift. Most women, turns out, can\'t have an orgasm without clitoral stimulation.

So yeah...15 minutes. When I was still single....I tried to make it last as long as possible. Coz that didn\'t happen as much as I liked. :laughing:


That is true. My ex was like that. I\'d warm her up with other means then finish by traditional means :) It was a much better experience than just pounding away. I get bored of sex when its the same thing over and over. Like my M&Ms, I like variety.
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« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2008, 05:24:28 PM »
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You guys talk like having sex for more than 10 minutes is a waste of time.


It is.

The end goal is the same no matter what.
It\'s just ..meh.

Do it.
Get it done.
Go get something to eat.
Go to sleep.
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« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2008, 05:51:19 PM »
If you say so buddyman.
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« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2008, 06:11:05 PM »
I didn\'t know Gman was married or had a penis. News to me.

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It is.

The end goal is the same no matter what.
It\'s just ..meh.

Do it.
Get it done.
Go get something to eat.
Go to sleep.

I think its a new age idea for single younger woman to go as long as they can still breathe. My ex had this idea and usually wanted to go for 20-40 mins which was ridiculous since everything is already accomplished. The initial rush ends after like 10 mins for me. I\'m still deeply amused over some of the things I\'ve done to keep myself interested after that long.
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« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2008, 06:39:14 PM »
Very interesting...you guys sure are forthcoming with info tonight!

As I learn that my once-innocent young Titan has now actually seen a girl\'s hoo hoo in person, I wonder how many of you have lost your virginity whilst being a member of this forum.

Since lesbian sex is basically just foreplay, I have nothing to contribute except that the interaction usually lasts about an hour...after 4 yrs into the relationship.

A relationship which just ended, but I digress...
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« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2008, 08:00:00 PM »
Lost it way before this forum.

Ok, that\'s a lie.
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« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2008, 08:02:01 PM »
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I\'m still deeply amused over some of the things I\'ve done to keep myself interested after that long.


Like think about dudes?



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« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2008, 08:10:58 PM »
I once put on a scarecrow mask.

I thought it was funny at the time...now...and for the rest of my life.
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« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2008, 08:52:09 PM »
Well obviously sex won\'t make or break the relationship, but i think sex plays a part, me personally i try to make sure she\'s satisfied first then towards the end i\'m jamming the nightstick to her spine,...i don\'t pound on it from the moment i start, and some women may like that, but like Jar stated me and my wife know each-other so well, and regardless of that i still try to make our encounters intense.

I still think women want longevity tho, if your lady starts off lookin\' good, then afterwards her eyeliner is running down her face and you knocked that perm outta her hair, then it\'s mission accomplished, scratch marks on your back are also a good sign of you hittin\' it right....again sex isn\'t everything in a relationship because i\'ve spoken to plenty of women that have stated something like "the sex was good but i can\'t be with him (for whatever reason)" and they would still end up leaving them....


Of course work schedules, kids and every day life can affect the sex life intensity, and every sexual encounter isn\'t going to be off the chains, but i at least try to make it last longer than 25 minutes....quickies are good too tho,..and that\'ll be when the wifey will just have on a tank top with some fitted sweatpants on and we\'ll just run upstairs real quick so i could break her off a sample...that will be the only time when i\'m done in 7 - 10 minutes...well that and when i haven\'t had any in like over a week....:D
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« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2008, 09:03:34 PM »
I lost it since joining...I was like 15 or something when I joined, haha.

Did I really join here 8 years ago?  That\'s ridiculous.
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