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Offline THX
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« on: May 22, 2008, 09:15:07 AM »
Let me show you guys how to become dating masters in this day & age.  My buddy created an ad in the Craigslist personals:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/690297827.html (i got the bra on)

Here\'s the first response we got:

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"Till u find  a chick.................u both want a bj? No recip. Im lookin for a masculine Str8m and can host in downtown, Bethesda." -Jim

Needless to say we\'re flattered by the email but we\'re not from Harlem... we have to be romanced first before we engage in such premarital hand-holding activities.
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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2008, 09:49:57 AM »
Congratulations. You got propositioned by a man.

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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2008, 10:16:10 AM »
Quote from: THX
Let me show you guys how to become dating masters in this day & age.  My buddy created an ad in the Craigslist personals:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/690297827.html (i got the bra on)

Here\'s the first response we got:



Needless to say we\'re flattered by the email but we\'re not from Harlem... we have to be romanced first before we engage in such premarital hand-holding activities.

Wait, I don\'t speak gay. He\'s looking for a straight guy to give a blowjob?
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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2008, 11:16:44 AM »
I also like to go dancing wherevers hot.
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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2008, 12:40:05 PM »
fag!
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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2008, 12:41:58 PM »
THX, you lonely lonely son of a bitch.............does it really work?
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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2008, 02:01:24 PM »
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THX, you lonely lonely son of a bitch.............does it really work?

no clue, my buddy\'s into this though.  it\'s just for fun, you meet gals in bars & clubs all the time but never hurts to see what kinda freaks you find on the net. :thumb:

sammy- i guess this guy has a death fetish.  blowing a straight male would only happen if the dood died in the middle of wacking it (clerks reference)
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2008, 02:08:07 PM »
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never hurts to see what kinda freaks you find on the net. :thumb:



Famous last words.
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2008, 03:26:45 AM »
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Wait, I don\'t speak gay. He\'s looking for a straight guy to give a blowjob?



No. He wants to give them a blow job.  I\'m sure they already took him up on it.
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2008, 10:58:20 PM »
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No. He wants to give them a blow job.  I\'m sure they already took him up on it.


Yeah. I sent them the message as soon as I saw it online.
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2008, 02:52:21 PM »
I\'d take a blowjob from a guy. If only for the story.
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2008, 09:43:04 PM »
Having been there, done that. Do it without a beard, those tickle the nuts.

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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2008, 09:41:46 AM »
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Having been there, done that. Do it without a beard, those tickle the nuts.

;)


How\'s that bad? I love a little tickle on my nutsack.
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2008, 10:42:58 PM »
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How\'s that bad? I love a little tickle on my nutsack.

Too bad you can\'t grow a beard, huh...
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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2008, 11:38:59 PM »
I feel dirty just posting in this thread.   Thats how gay it is.


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