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Offline Luke
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« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2008, 09:04:23 PM »
It\'s got like a 35 at metacritic too.
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« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2008, 03:39:20 PM »
Saw The Incredible Hulk last night. Lots of fun, I can\'t even begin to describe how much better this one was than Ang Lee\'s version.

I give props to Ang Lee for wanting to try something different but at the end of the day it just didn\'t work.

Its a shame that Marvel fucked Edward Norton over and  he probably won\'t be back for the next one because I thought he was great, altho he should of banged that little brazilian hottie at the start of the movie. The Lou Ferrigno cameo was pretty sweet too. I do agree with nO-One that Tim Roth doesn\'t seem like an elite SAS soldier. Also after Blonsky transformed into Abomination apparently he lost his penis in the process.

And yes....they finally explain in the movie why all of the hulks clothes rip off. Except his pants.
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« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2008, 05:41:14 PM »
The whole explanation about the pants not ripping was really a great touch. I also loved the fact that Banner couldn\'t get , uhm, "excited".  A lot of little touches like that, made it a film that stands head and shoulders over the pretentious Ang Lee version.


I\'ve seen it twice, which is more than I can say for \'03 Hulk and I own that on HD DVD and regular DVD. Watched it once and never finished it again. I was in the mood the other night, put in the HD DVD version, watched maybe forty minutes of it and got bored, turned it off.  In a film like this, you need a quick, minimal plot and plenty of smashing, something that Marvel delivered with this new Hulk.
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« Reply #33 on: June 22, 2008, 07:18:37 PM »
It plugged in a ton of comic references which rocked but the screenplay needed work.  I didn\'t really feel for Banner\'s predicament nearly as much as I do reading the comics.
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« Reply #34 on: June 22, 2008, 07:37:00 PM »
When it gets on video the director has said that there is 70 minutes of extra footage that was cut. I\'m assuming this is what the Norton vs Marvel fight was about so it\'ll be interesting to see, 70 minutes is a ton to cut from a movie.
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« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2008, 05:30:52 AM »
another thing that bugs me, The Abomination, unlike Hulk has his mind intact. He\'s Blonsky in a monsters body. So I assumed that would be the same thing in the movie, which was supported by the fact that he talked to Hulk and taunted him.

Now... the thing is, he mutated and went on a rampage. Maybe it\'s different for him but, when I mutate into a gigantic superpowered monster. I...... well I check out just what I turned into, before going on a rampage. For example, I would check out what happened to my penis, after finding out it dissappeared, then I\'d go on a bloody rampage (after finding something to cover my shame... or lack there of)
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« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2008, 09:44:02 AM »
In the comic books Abomination always did seem to have his mind intact where as Bruce and the Hulk seem like different people. Hulk has minor recolection of Banner\'s memory, given the affection Hulk shows for Betty (by the way I forgot to mention earlier that Liv Tyler is a total babe) but Abomination as you said was indeed pretty much all Blonsky in a monsters body, and seeing as he was supposed to be a war hero and he is more aware of his actions than the Hulk is but still chooses to be evil.

As for the magicaly dissapearing penis, I agree, if it was me, regardless of my new found super powers I would be quite curious  just as to  where my penis ran off to. Then commence with said bloody rampage.
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« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2008, 04:58:12 PM »
Liv Tyler looks like a total trash fest, compared to Jennifer Jennifer Connelly (by no means is Tyler not hot tho\'!).
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« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2008, 05:31:53 PM »
I would have to say that Jennifer Connelly is one of the most naturally beautiful celebrities I can think of. I think i\'ve had a crush on her since I saw Dark City when I was a kid.
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« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2008, 06:23:45 PM »
Dark City, eh?
I prefer her in Dario Argento\'s Phenomena  .
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« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2008, 06:27:44 PM »
Never seen that one but i\'ve heard it mentioned before on these boards.

Honestly tho Jennifer Connelly is hot in any movie shes in, from Labyrinth to the very shitty Dark Water.




even this..
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« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2008, 06:30:35 PM »
Dark Water wasn\'t *that* bad.

And, as Ray Charles once said...

"I CAN\'T SEE SHIT."

Repost the picture, Joker.
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« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2008, 06:34:06 PM »
Bah! I can see it :( But if this one doesn\'t work it was the poster from \'The Rocketeer\'

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« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2008, 07:09:17 PM »
She was in that? Damn. I remember watching that as a kid and thinking, "damn this movie sucks". I haven\'t watched it since.
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« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2008, 07:47:55 PM »
I remember watching that in the theater, I was 5, it was the first time I realized trailers for movies were not all one scene.
and no I don\'t think i\'ve seen it since either but I remember the hottness of Jennifer Connelly. Oh and the fight on the blimp at the end. That was sick.
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