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« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2008, 02:03:36 PM »
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I know many girls here in Toronto who I will NEVER get the chance to bang (without roofies) who look light years better than Britney at her hottest.

No you don\'t.
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« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2008, 02:04:33 PM »
Well not most Bozco, I mean i\'m not that naive. Of course the world would be a better place if most women had the body of britney spears. What I ment to say was that its far from difficult to find women here in this city who do indeed look better. I said earlier in this thread that britney was doable but not in my top 50. She is far from the Aphrodite some of the guys here are making her sound out to be.

and Jumpy i\'ve been to Nova Scotia, so i\'m not suprised you haven\'t been able to see hotties on a daily basis.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2008, 02:06:58 PM by Joker »
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« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2008, 03:01:29 PM »
She was the pop princess of the late 90\'s thus uber celebrity and prime A meat. Couldn\'t do any better back then.

And I haven\'t lived in Nova Scotia for...six years now.
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« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2008, 03:11:42 PM »
lol being a celebrity doesn\'t make you hot and you may not live there now, but you did live there when Britney was the biggest pop star on the planet. So being in an atmosphere where your surrounded by longshoremen esque women, I can\'t blame you for having fond memories of Britney Spears.
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« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2008, 03:17:23 PM »
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lol being a celebrity doesn\'t make you hot

Yes...yes it does.

I lived in Halifax...the coolest place in the Maritimes. Only like two major universities in a small area where I lived so yeah THEY WERE ALL HIDEOUS FISHER(WO)MEN AROUND ME LOL.

Get the fuck out of the country. Hand in your hockey stick and leave.
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« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2008, 03:25:50 PM »
*raises hockey stick above his head*
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!


And yes lol :) they are indeed fisher(wo)men with chests hairier than mine and their cocks are probably bigger than mine also.

Anyways as Sammy said, its your penis and you can do whatever you want with it and if Britney Spears is one of the best looking women you\'ve come across. Well...whatever :D
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« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2008, 03:42:24 PM »
I\'d rather have fishing chicks then crack addicted whores you\'ll find all over Toronto.

See how easy stereotyping is? Halifax=three universities. Hot chicks and universities=the same thing so stfu already.
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« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2008, 03:46:18 PM »
Hehehe well I give you this, it is very very true that Toronto is filled with a vast bevy of disgusting crack whore.

You know i\'m only kidding Jumpy so quit acting like I struck a nerve, i\'m well aware Canada has hotties all over the place. I could make a top 50 list of women more smoking than britney spears from the maritimes alone.

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« Reply #38 on: June 21, 2008, 03:53:30 PM »
You probably could find 50 hotter chicks than Britney in her prime assuming she wasn\'t famous.

But I\'d take some psychologically damaged pop princess back in 2001 over any random super hot chick on planet.
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« Reply #39 on: June 21, 2008, 03:56:09 PM »
Well K-Fed did end up getting 20k a month in spousal support and another 15-20k for child support. So that is indeed not a bad thing.
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« Reply #40 on: June 22, 2008, 10:47:18 AM »
The girls in this vid would put a hurtin\' on britney,..even in her prime...:fro:


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« Reply #41 on: June 22, 2008, 12:57:40 PM »

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« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2008, 02:04:11 PM »
Britney Spears has the ugliest feet on the planet...


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« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2008, 04:53:07 PM »
I\'d still toss her salad.
I\'d still clean her taint.
I\'d still give her the shocker.
I\'d still go muff diving in her beach.
I\'d still eat at her \'Y\'.
I\'d still go diggin\' for crabs.
I\'d still start 69\'in her at 6 am and stop at 9 pm.
I\'d still give her a personal pearl necklace.
I\'d still tickle her Elmo.
I\'d still play hide the weenie with her.

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« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2008, 07:06:28 PM »
No you wouldn\'t.

 

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