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Offline Living-In-Clip

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« on: August 08, 2008, 06:12:51 AM »
I\'m going there if there is one. I\'m sure of it now.

Nifty.
Just damn fuckin nifty.
Eh?
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 06:17:54 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 06:45:57 AM »
Don\'t worry about it.  There isn\'t one as much as there should be.
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 07:01:22 AM »
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I\'m going there if there is one. I\'m sure of it now.

Nifty.
Just damn fuckin nifty.
Eh?


What did you do?
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 07:41:14 AM »
I sinned, god damnit.
I sinned!
Sinners burn.

Actually, the thread was inspired by work. Two women I know was talking about me for some odd reason and some how they got on to the topic that I am an atheist. Now every time I turn the corner, one of them is telling me she is worried about my soul and the other acts like if she looks at me a bolt of God\'s fury shall come down from the heavens and strike everything and everyone around me.  Fairly amusing.
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2008, 07:50:18 AM »
Tell them if there is a god he would strike you down "RIGHT NOW"


then walk away casually.


With people like that I also ask them for proof of god. And I\'m not picky... Just give me ONE THING that would show me that maybe there is a god. And if they say some shit like the flowers or the clouds tell them to go read a science book.
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2008, 08:10:24 AM »
Heh! I\'ve had that happen to me, I played the god is all good and all knowing angle.

If there is a god and we are all gods children, and god is all knowing, all good benevolent being. He should know, understand and forgive me for doubting as he gave us all free will. I lead a good honest life, if god smites me simply for using my free will and doubt that which I can\'t see, well he\'s not all good now is he.

It worked wonders for me, the god nut stopped talking about saving m soul after that.

Logic kicks ass when it works in my favor!
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2008, 08:19:11 AM »
It\'s funny to hear you talk, you Odin worshipper! May Thor\'s thunder hammer strike you retarded!

SHAZAAAAM!


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Heh! I\'ve had that happen to me, I played the god is all good and all knowing angle.

If there is a god and we are all gods children, and god is all knowing, all good benevolent being. He should know, understand and forgive me for doubting as he gave us all free will. I lead a good honest life, if god smites me simply for using my free will and doubt that which I can\'t see, well he\'s not all good now is he.

It worked wonders for me, the god nut stopped talking about saving m soul after that.

Logic kicks ass when it works in my favor!
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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2008, 08:21:31 AM »
Do you live in the so-called "Bible Belt," LIC?  You should try Southern California some time.  Nobody says a word about religion out here.  It\'s not that people don\'t believe, it\'s just that we don\'t talk about it.  There is way too much diversity and variation in opinions on religion here.  It is considered very impolite to discuss it, even with those who agree with you!
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2008, 08:24:01 AM »
Kentucky, so yes, I do.
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2008, 08:56:44 AM »
I always tell my friends to not discuss religion and politics with me.
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2008, 09:16:23 AM »
I once had a coworker tell me I was going to hell for pretty much the same reason.
 
Most recently, I was taking my girlfriend to an Orioles game and I asked a guy working there to help me find my seats. I asked him "where do I go?" and to this he responded "Do you pray?" and our conversation almost ended with "Then you go to hell." but I reminded him that I still didn\'t know where my seats were, so he told me finally.
 
I hate that nonsense. I remember telling the first lady that if God is that fickle, I don\'t care to try to impress him. And then I remembered I\'d better capitalize the h in Him or I\'d go to hell regardless.
 
Something like that.
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« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2008, 09:52:19 AM »
you should beat them to death with a bible for irony\'s sake
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« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2008, 10:55:28 AM »
OMFG I hate religious fucktards who act like their "holier than thou". Fuck \'em! Arrogant cunts...



goddamnit, I hate them...
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« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2008, 11:15:53 AM »
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you should beat them to death with a bible for irony\'s sake


I\'d do that , but she\'s super fuckin\' hot and I don\'t mind looking at her every free second I get.
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