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Offline Phil
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« on: October 20, 2008, 08:39:57 PM »
http://www.newsnet5.com/crimestoppers/17755843/detail.html

Cliff notes:  Old lady takes ball that was in her lawn, neighbors call the police on her and have her arrested.


Seriously, do cops not have anything else better to do?
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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2008, 08:49:03 PM »
I\'d like to see her yard.

Its not like they\'re playing football, one overthrows and she just sprints in there saying, "MINE NOW BIATCHES"
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2008, 09:29:12 PM »
f@#ken kiddies should be taught a lesson..  If i were her, i deflate their balls then give em back.
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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2008, 02:13:25 AM »
Reminds me of the movie "The Sand Lot"
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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2008, 02:43:55 AM »
my other house is behind a school and they would kick balls all the time in our yard.  I threw the shitty ones back.
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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2008, 07:33:34 AM »
Quote from: Phil
http://www.newsnet5.com/crimestoppers/17755843/detail.html

Cliff notes:  Old lady takes ball that was in her lawn, neighbors call the police on her and have her arrested.


Seriously, do cops not have anything else better to do?



Instead you have shootings on highways to deal with......

I\'ve read about three during the times you\'ve been out there.....lol

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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2008, 09:49:04 AM »
And most of those are probably based on a conflict no more impressive than the lost football.
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2008, 04:36:12 PM »
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my other house is behind a school and they would kick balls all the time in our yard.  I threw the shitty ones back.

Sounds like Samwise\'s fantasy. School yard, balls. You get the picture ;)
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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2008, 08:57:57 PM »
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Instead you have shootings on highways to deal with......

I\'ve read about three during the times you\'ve been out there.....lol


We have highway shootings in cincy too....

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1530019/20060503/t_i_.jhtml
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« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2008, 02:31:55 AM »
I\'ve never seen anyone quote a news story from Mtv..  That\'s hot.
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« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2008, 01:58:04 PM »
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I\'ve never seen anyone quote a news story from Mtv..  That\'s hot.



It was the first instance of the story google brought up.  I thought MTV was a good source of pertinent news, no?

On a side note, a liittle excerpt from an email i received about an armed robbery near my campus.

The University of Cincinnati Police has learned of two reported robberies from the Cincinnati Police Department.

The first incident occurred at 2436 Vine Street on 10/18/08 at 9:50pm.  The suspects demanded property from the victims.  The victims refused and suspects then displayed a handgun and took the property which included cell phones, wallet, purse and cash.   Suspect #1 was described as a black male 18 years of age, 5"07", 130 lbs., wearing a black jacket, tan shirt and black jeans.  [SIZE="5"]Suspect #2 is described as a black male, 8 years of age, 4\'11", 80 lbs., with a black jacket and black jeans. [/SIZE] The victims in this incident were not reported as students.
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