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« on: October 23, 2008, 08:14:53 PM »
Cliffs: Supporters of the Stockholm-based AIK ice hockey team scored an unusual hat trick of heckling on Tuesday night featuring dildos, profane banners, and a giant inflatable penis.



The taunts were directed at Jan Huokko, a stocky defenceman with the Leksand hockey club in Sweden’s second-tier professional hockey league, and a former player with AIK.

Ahead of Tuesday’s match against Leksand, the website for AIK’s unofficial supporter group had instructed fans to bring dildos to the match to remind Huokko of the sex scandal which plagued him earlier in the year, according to the Expressen newspaper.

As one of Leksand’s top-scoring defencemen and a former member of Sweden\'s national team, Huokko is known for putting the biscuit in the basket.

But back in June, Huokko’s reputation for “scoring” took on a different twist when a sexually-charged video clip featuring the 34-year-old blueliner and his girlfriend ended up on the internet.

Huokko had recorded the clip on his mobile phone, and wasn’t surprised to find it spreading like wildfire on the internet after the phone was stolen.

“It was a private thing between me and my girl,” he said at the time.

“That’s what people do when it comes to sex.”

Before Tuesday’s match even started, AIK fans had already littered the ice with dozens of dildos, causing a slight delay as crews worked to clear the sex toys from the playing surface.

AIK fans also unfurled a banner reading “Bend over bitch!”, which was accompanied by a giant inflatable penis.

Vulgar chants directed at Huokko continued throughout the match, which Leksand ended up losing 3-2.

AIK club management was aware of their fans’ plans for knocking Huokko off his game, but elected not to intervene.

“We’d also heard mention of it, but we decided that it would only be worse if we went out and told the fans they were absolutely not allowed to throw dildos on the ice,” said AIK club head Mats Hedenström to the newspaper.

Lars G. Karlsson, an official from Sweden’s ice hockey association, called the sex-toy storm “a non-issue”.

“It didn’t affect play at all. People barely noticed it,” he said.

And despite the AIK supporters’ best efforts, Huokko took the mocking in stride.

“For me it was just a regular hockey game. It was no problem,” he said following the match.

“I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of.”

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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2008, 08:22:53 PM »
Sexually charged...

The thing includes him naked, eating his own shit.
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2008, 08:34:03 PM »
seriously? I may have to see this just for shock value.
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 05:31:21 AM »
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Sexually charged...

The thing includes him naked, eating his own shit.



Wait... What!?
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 05:36:13 AM »
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Sexually charged...

The thing includes him naked, eating his own shit.


Yeah, but

“That’s what people do when it comes to sex.”


Well the shots I saw by doing a simple search were all of himself alone.  That\'s hot.
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 09:02:30 AM »
That rules! our company seats are against the glass next to the camera hole, so I usually get to pop some shit to the visiting team. One time we gave Mike Wilson so much shit ("hit him with your purse, faggot"etc...)that he came over after the period and asked WTF our problem was... I said, "you\'re a pussy!" he just skated away...
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 09:40:59 AM »
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That rules! our company seats are against the glass next to the camera hole, so I usually get to pop some shit to the visiting team. One time we gave Mike Wilson so much shit ("hit him with your purse, faggot"etc...)that he came over after the period and asked WTF our problem was... I said, "you\'re a pussy!" he just skated away...

yeah mike wilson fuck that guy he\'s a douche
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 01:59:14 PM »
Gotta love when you get to the point that they actually acknowledge you.  That\'s when you know you\'ve won.
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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 02:01:13 PM »
I saw the blurry videos of the supposed shit eating...very blurry but its not a far stretch to think its shit. Oh and there were also picks of him dildoing his own ass. No signs of the girlfriend. But I still think the heckling was great, and thats a great story chizzy :D
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« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2008, 05:05:06 PM »
Yes now that I know some details about the sex tape I very much approve of the heckling.



On a side note... I\'m going to the Blackhawks/Red Wings game tomorrow night.... Seats on the blue line about 4 rows up from the glass.

I\'m super pumped. I even went out and bought a new Hawks hat tonight just for the game.

If the game is on nationally (doubt it) keep an eye out for a dude in a grey hoodie with a black cap. He will also have awesome long blond hair and a badass mustache. That will be me.


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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2008, 05:13:37 PM »
I will keep an eye out
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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2008, 06:09:53 PM »
You do that, Canadian.


Sorry... I\'m a little drunk.

And I\'m about to get out my guitar out and kill some ten speed by coheed and cambria.


Lets rock, bitches.


Thats right. I said "get out my guitar out".


Ok, I\'m done ruining this thread.


But before I\'m REALLY done let me jus announce that the singer chic from the band "the sounds" is the hottest chick alive and I\'m gonna find a WAY TO BONE HER IF ITS THE LAST THING I EVER DO.... ever!

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« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2008, 06:59:27 PM »
She\'s definitely a hottie, and she looks like she\'s under the spell of that guitar,... i don\'t have a guitar, but maybe my nightstick can be a suitable replacement....ya dig?...:fro:
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« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2008, 07:58:20 PM »
The Sounds is a great band altogether and god damn, she is hot.

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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2008, 08:25:44 AM »
NICE! I\'ll watch for ya luke, sabres are on at 9 playin the Avs...

and that chick is hot, I once had a hot chick from some canadian band that we were playing with in Toronto feed me pills and try to fuck me in the van, but she wasn\'t that hot...she looked a little like fiona apple.

I should have fucked her in retrospect... Wish I could remember the name of her band....
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