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Offline Jumpman

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You have 1 hour to prep for a zombie invasion. What do you do?
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2008, 09:09:50 AM »
Who else had a zombie dream last night?

I fucking hate zombies over any other scary fantasy scenario. Freaks me out.
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

Offline CHIZZY

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You have 1 hour to prep for a zombie invasion. What do you do?
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2008, 09:11:27 AM »
I would go to the Buffalo gun center and buy 2000 rounds of 7.62 x 39 mm ammo for my AK, pack up all the food we have in the freezer in a cooler, buy a case of beer, and head to the adirondack mountains. there is lake called cranberry lake, there are several small islands there. steal a boat and make my way out there. there are good fish to eat, and deer all over the place. wait it out.
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Offline Phil
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You have 1 hour to prep for a zombie invasion. What do you do?
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2008, 10:30:40 AM »
Quote from: clips

Where\'s gman story at?....he loves stuff like this....in a real zombie movie, he\'d be the hero and i would be the token black sidekick...:D..that WOULD NOT die within the first 5 minutes of the movie...;)



No, you\'d die in the last 5 minutes instead.
Wrong. There are two other people who can.
Dark Lord Sith\'s.
Demon\'s named Phil.  -LIC

Offline GmanJoe

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You have 1 hour to prep for a zombie invasion. What do you do?
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2008, 11:57:51 AM »
I was searching for my thread that was almost exactly like this. Only it was about the REAL  living dead types, not the Olympic Zombie Athlete which we know is soooo never going to happen. In REAL LIFE! HELLO! Real zombies are slow and stupidly strong.
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Offline Viper_Fujax

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You have 1 hour to prep for a zombie invasion. What do you do?
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2008, 12:11:39 PM »
masturbate for an hour..get infected ASAP the nicest way possible. maybe eat some blood of theirs since you know itll be lieing around.

as long as im not torn apart and bitten in the process of being infected, i see no reason not to be. you get to be in a kick ass gang
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You have 1 hour to prep for a zombie invasion. What do you do?
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2008, 05:17:45 AM »
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masturbate for an hour..get infected ASAP the nicest way possible. maybe eat some blood of theirs since you know itll be lieing around.

as long as im not torn apart and bitten in the process of being infected, i see no reason not to be. you get to be in a kick ass gang


Traitor. *headshot on VipFu*
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