North Korea, you crazy bastard, what are you up to today?
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea threatened military action Wednesday against U.S. and South Korean warships plying the waters near the Koreas\' disputed maritime border, raising the specter of a naval clash just days after the regime\'s underground nuclear test.
Pyongyang, reacting angrily to Seoul\'s decision to join an international program to intercept ships suspected of aiding nuclear proliferation, called the move tantamount to a declaration of war.
"Now that the South Korean puppets were so ridiculous as to join in the said racket and dare declare a war against compatriots," North Korea is "compelled to take a decisive measure," the Committee for the Peaceful Reunification of Korea said in a statement carried by state media.
The North Korean army called it a violation of the armistice the two Koreas signed in 1953 to end their three-year war, and said it would no longer honor the treaty.
South Korea\'s military said Wednesday it was prepared to "respond sternly" to any North Korean provocation.
North Korea\'s latest belligerence comes as the U.N. Security Council debates how to punish the regime for testing a nuclear bomb Monday in what President Barack Obama called a "blatant violation" of international law.
We\'re so screwed here. We\'re all war-lagged, but this guy is begging to be taken out.
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