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Offline Jumpman

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« Reply #30 on: June 22, 2009, 12:13:34 PM »
1. MJ
2. Kareem
3. Wilt
4. Russell
5. Shaq
6. Magic
7. Bird
8. Duncan
9. Oscar
10. Kobe Bryant ladies and gentlemen.
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« Reply #31 on: June 22, 2009, 01:16:05 PM »
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wOW so much hate for the greatest basketball player ever. All that stuff was so long ago I can\'t believe how haters live in the past. Get over it he is a chammpion and will continue to win what are you going to do next?


First, we should teach you some grammar.

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« Reply #32 on: June 22, 2009, 01:32:34 PM »
Shaq is not ahead of Bird & Magic.  I\'m not even sure he\'s in the top 10.
 
Also you forgot about Pete Maravich.  Hell I would put George Gervin ahead of Shaq and Kobe.
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« Reply #33 on: June 22, 2009, 01:35:28 PM »
That\'s because you are a moron though.
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« Reply #34 on: June 22, 2009, 01:58:55 PM »
Laker hater here too

Just wanted to put that in.  Seemed especially fitting after just being in SoCal.

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« Reply #35 on: June 22, 2009, 02:37:30 PM »
And a Canadian is supposed to know more about basketball?
 
I guess that\'s why you have so many NBA teams in your country.  :)
 
Hey maybe the Grizzlies will move to Ottawa if they keep losing!
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« Reply #36 on: June 22, 2009, 02:39:37 PM »
I know more about basketball than any dumb ass who even considers "Pistol" Pete to be an all time top ten player.
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« Reply #37 on: June 22, 2009, 03:57:41 PM »
There is nobody in the league who is as good as Kobe Bryant. If he played in magic and birds time he would have owned them. The guy cannot be stopped. There is nothing bad you can say about the man when it comes to the game of basketball.

But like always everyone will suck on MJ\'s harry balls.
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« Reply #38 on: June 22, 2009, 04:37:05 PM »
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There is nobody in the league who is as good as Kobe Bryant. If he played in magic and birds time he would have owned them. The guy cannot be stopped. There is nothing bad you can say about the man when it comes to the game of basketball.

But like always everyone will suck on MJ\'s harry balls.


What are you? 12 years old? Kobe ain\'t as good as MJ. And I mean Michael Jackson...he doesn\'t even play basketball.
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« Reply #39 on: June 22, 2009, 04:37:16 PM »
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And a Canadian is supposed to know more about basketball?
 


Well it was invented by a Canadian :D
http://www.nba.com/canada/History_of_Basketball_in_Canad-Canada_Generic_Article-18023.html

sorry, here in Canada they ran these \'heritage moments\' commercials all across the country as a kid and into my teens and one of them was about basketball. I\'m not a basketball fan but I just wanted to use the rare opportunity to put the information from the commercial to good use to make up for the hours i had to spend watching the things
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« Reply #40 on: June 22, 2009, 06:33:20 PM »
I knew a Canadian invented it. But it was the Americans who made it better. :)
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« Reply #41 on: June 22, 2009, 06:51:53 PM »
Pfft you guys can have it, we still have lacrosse.
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« Reply #42 on: June 22, 2009, 10:40:22 PM »
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I know more about basketball than any dumb ass who even considers "Pistol" Pete to be an all time top ten player.
I suppose you\'re one of those people who loves Shaq because he\'s BIG.  Maravich was a fucking wizard.  He worked his ass off, and he could score in ways no one else has ever done.  He was an Assist Master, which is the greatest skill in basketball.  If you don\'t agree, then you need to learn some more about the game.

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« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2009, 01:25:03 AM »
Displaying me a hl video from the 70\'s shows your lack of knowledge for the game. 5.4 assists per game for your career ain\'t exactly an assists master.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/m/maravpe01.html

Awful numbers. Muhfucker can\'t even play a full season. But then again I\'m arguing with someone that think this guy should be in the top 10 over Shaq and Kobe.
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« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2009, 08:03:42 AM »
And for the record Lebron James IS the undisputed best NBA player right now. While I think Kobe is #2, Chris Paul and Dwayne Wade could be considered better than him at this point.
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

 

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