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Offline Black Samurai
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« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2000, 04:54:38 PM »
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Originally posted by Ashford
To clear it all up, once and for all...

Taking your middle name and the first street you lived on equals your STAGE NAME!!!

Taking your pet\'s name (don\'t know if they mean first, current, whatever) and your mother\'s middle name equals your PORNO NAME!!!

Got it?

By the way, Howard Stern RULES!!! I just heard this crap on his TV show.

 


I saw that too. His show is too funny. Did you see Hank the Angry Dwarf messing with David Blain on Saturday night?

Stage Name- Kevin Wood

Porno Name- Tiger Glover

lol
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« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2000, 09:44:19 PM »
Using the first method, Timothy Payne. Second method, Poppy Eggleston. (c:
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« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2000, 11:41:51 PM »
I like the middle name and your street other than my pets name and mothers name.

Micheal Juan Boutista  :thepimp:
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« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2000, 05:13:09 AM »
Karl-Erik Värdshus!
:laughing:
LMAO!!

My porn name would be Kissen Cicilia.. hmmm.. that doesnt sound right. :D

/Karl-Erik Värdshus (aka FASTson)

[Edited by fastson on 12-11-2000 at 08:16 AM]
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« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2000, 01:42:07 PM »
Snowball Hedinger :o
ha-ha
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« Reply #35 on: December 15, 2000, 11:52:45 PM »
Yup, saw the Hank/Blain bit.

Love the annual Intern Beauty Pageants, Gary The Retard, Fred and Jackie\'s impressions, and Stuttering John interviews.

By the way, I\'m surprised more people here aren\'t listening to Howard. You do know that he\'s giving away Playstation 2\'s, right?

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« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2000, 01:49:38 AM »
My stage name I\'ve sayed

but my PORNO name...

( wich pet name should I choose? We have many pets ;) )

Pomo Hellevi :)

We had a huge dog called Pomo ( Boss ;) )

it\'s called Tanskandoggi in finnish but I don\'t know what is it in english!
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« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2000, 02:17:02 AM »
My name is Matthew 278th aveneue
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« Reply #38 on: December 16, 2000, 03:31:48 AM »
Stage Name:Eric Laguna or Eric Balboa
Porno Name:Roxie May (doesn\'t sound too good as a guy\'s name...)
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« Reply #39 on: November 25, 2001, 09:47:42 PM »
omg, mine would be       Chase Beaver         im not even lieing
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« Reply #40 on: November 25, 2001, 10:29:23 PM »
Stage name:  Michael 5670 West  (Ok, that sucks)
Porn name:  Paco Luchka (Ok, that sucks even more ;))
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« Reply #41 on: November 25, 2001, 10:45:29 PM »
Anthony Riva Ridge

Sounds homosexual.
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« Reply #42 on: November 25, 2001, 11:09:32 PM »
dang this was almost revived a tear later thats crazyness right there

 and my names are the same still
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« Reply #43 on: November 25, 2001, 11:14:40 PM »
Mine is either:

Carl Cedar
or
Mortimer Cory


Eric Jacob
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« Reply #44 on: November 25, 2001, 11:43:53 PM »
I have no idea how to get the name... But I would name myself "Daddy Long Leg".. And I am sure many satisfied women would testify to that. :eek:
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