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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: May 28, 2012, 11:40:49 PM »
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html

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Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim


It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.

According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. [COLOR="Red"]ZOMBIES BITCHES! THEY\'RE HERE![/COLOR]

Miami police were on the scene, which was just south of The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard. The naked man who was killed lay face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage. Police have requested The Herald’s video surveillance tapes.

The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries, according to police. Their identities were not released.

The incident, which came as crowds descended upon South Beach for the annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, snarled traffic on the causeway for several hours.

In a text message, Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, said the officer who fired the fatal shots was “a hero.”

“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ he said.

Sergeant Altarr Williams, supervisor of Miami police’s Homicide Unit, said a man doesn’t have to be armed to be dangerous.

“There are other ways to injure people,’’ Williams said. “Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.’’

Investigators believe the victim may have been homeless and laying down when the crazed man pounced.

Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

Miami Herald writers Alexandra Leon and Curtis Morgan contributed to this report.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2012, 11:41:53 PM by GmanJoe »
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2012, 05:05:16 AM »
Heh..you beat me to it gman!!....here\'s the same story but with pics of the folks involved...

http://cbs12.com/news/top-stories/stories/vid_638.shtml


Something was obviously wrong with both men since they were both naked...usually folks that walk around naked are a sign of bi-polar, but this is clearly drug induced...s**t is crazy...:ohnoes:....oh well....gman, if the zombie apocolypse is upon us, i have my shotgun ready, and i have supplies to barricade the house!!...:D
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2012, 07:04:04 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2012, 08:47:41 AM »
whoa.  scary, very sad, and unusual.
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2012, 08:59:16 AM »
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Heh..you beat me to it gman!!....here\'s the same story but with pics of the folks involved...

http://cbs12.com/news/top-stories/stories/vid_638.shtml


Something was obviously wrong with both men since they were both naked...usually folks that walk around naked are a sign of bi-polar, but this is clearly drug induced...s**t is crazy...:ohnoes:....oh well....gman, if the zombie apocolypse is upon us, i have my shotgun ready, and i have supplies to barricade the house!!...:D


Remember our deal, clips. You hang out with me during the zombie apocalypse. I need the token black guy in my group. :)
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2012, 07:36:42 AM »
Grab your guns and machetes boys. Shits about to go down.
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2012, 11:46:43 AM »
I need a fat guy to join my group. We need him to slow down the zombie horde as we make our escape.
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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2012, 02:27:56 PM »
Too bad fred still doesn\'t post here. A guy in a wheel chair will really help our escape.
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2012, 02:33:39 PM »
whatever happened to fred? I miss his whacky stories. didn\'t his sister have aids or something?
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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2012, 02:52:00 PM »
Something like that. If I remember correctly, a lot of members had enough of him and trolled him to the point of leaving.
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2012, 03:04:08 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2012, 04:42:17 PM »
that brings back memories.

the links to his other threads do as well. I don\'t think I\'ve ever seen anyone beset by bad shit as much as that. he must have hit every branch of the bad fortune tree on the way down.

on top of that, he could have picked better places than this for pity.

shame everyone ran him out of town, fred + his wheelchair would have made a good anti-zombie barracade. he might have had the last laugh afterall, unless he was paralysed from the waist up or something like that.

just think of the protection we would have had if deanna AND fred were still here!!
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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2012, 07:20:30 AM »
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that brings back memories.

the links to his other threads do as well. I don\'t think I\'ve ever seen anyone beset by bad shit as much as that. he must have hit every branch of the bad fortune tree on the way down.

on top of that, he could have picked better places than this for pity.

shame everyone ran him out of town, fred + his wheelchair would have made a good anti-zombie barracade. he might have had the last laugh afterall, unless he was paralysed from the waist up or something like that.

just think of the protection we would have had if deanna AND fred were still here!!


A fatty and a guy in a wheel chair. Would totally buy us enough time.
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« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2012, 11:50:39 PM »
I know the Freddie was sick. I wonder if zombies are able to walk if they weren\'t able to when they were living. Although a crawling zombie is slow as shit....they\'re not as easy to spot. Frikken ankle biters!
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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2012, 06:16:01 AM »
everyone thought I was paranoid for stocking up on guns & ammo....
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