A Brainteaser for you silly intellectually inferior people !

Here\'s a simple Brain Teaser for you all -

Harry Jones was driving home in his car, with his son Robert in the passenger seat. The car was involved in a head-on collision with the truck, killing Harry outright. Robert was seriously injured and taken to hospital by ambulance. In the hospital operating room, his would be surgeon took one look at Robert and said, "I\'m sorry, but I can\'t operate on this patient- he\'s my son." What is the explanation?

If you\'re gunna act like a big sh[/i]it and bi[/i]tch whinge because you think it\'s years old then fu[/i]ck off out of my topic, I don\'t give a fu[/i]ck if it is 40 years old, im sure for every person who has heard it before five others haven\'t.

Righto hurry up and answer and you\'ll get another one.

P.S - Yes im board.

[Edited by Trintius on 12-16-2000 at 08:27 AM]

The surgeon was his mother... that\'s old and lame.

This was easy.

Dang, I was just writing the answer and saw your answer there Shawnimal!

Well, if this is Brain-Teaser topic let me include this.

( I wrote this into another topic as well but let me write this again... you can expect more from me too )

In a small village were only two Barbers with their Barber-shops. Other Barber had always bad hair-cut. Other Barber had always up-to-perfect and clean hair-cut. Now you, as must-have-a-hair-cut, have to decide wich Barber is better. So, wich Barber is better?

( this may be easy and lame but answer it still )

Dude, you go to the Barber with the BAD haircut, since they most likely cut each others hair.

Again, old and lame... there are tons of those old lame riddles:

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.  Each Wife and seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, and each cat had seven kits.  Kits, Cats, Sacks, Wives... how many were going to St. Ives???

And at least that one rhymes.

[Edited by Shawnimal on 12-16-2000 at 08:42 AM]

Fine another easy one and i\'ll start getting tougher -

A man holds a rifle horizontally 6 feet above the ground. At the moment he fires it, another bullet is dropped from the same height, 6 feet. Ignoring frictional effects and the curvature of the earth, which bullet hits the ground first?

Same time. That\'s simple physics.

Here\'s few more...

1. If 2 hours ago it was as long after one o\'clock in the  
afternoon as it was before one o\'clock in the morning. What time  
would it be now?

2. Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick  
boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6  
rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man  
throws a punch. How is this possible?

3. With thieves I consort, With the vilest, in short, I\'m quite at my  
ease in depravity; Yet all divines use me, And savants can\'t lose  
me, For I am the center of gravity. Who or what am I???  

more to come when you\'ve answered these

How many Nintendo fanboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb on the roof? Three, because all the kids have to stand on each other! Nah, that sucks, I\'m a lamer.

EDIT: Dunno!

These are "new" to me, but here are my guesses:
1. 9 o\'clock (depends on word usage)
2. The boxers are women
3. The letter "v"?

[Edited by Shawnimal on 12-16-2000 at 08:59 AM]

Originally posted by Shawnimal
These are "new" to me, but here are my guesses:
1. 9 o\'clock (depends on word usage)
2. The boxers are women
3. The letter "v"?

[Edited by Shawnimal on 12-16-2000 at 08:59 AM]

You\'re right. Good

Well, here\'s some more:

1. Two mothers and two daughters were fishing. They managed to catch  
one big fish, one small fish, and one fat fish. Since only three  
fish were caught, how is it possible that they each took home a fish?

This is a mathematical problem; and a really hard one. It takes little longer answer. Here goes:

2. Suppose you\'re in a hallway lined with 100 closed lockers.
You begin by opening every locker. Then you close every second  
locker. Then you go to every third locker and open it (if it\'s  
closed) or close it (If it\'s open).  (Let\'s call this action  
toggling a locker.) Continue toggling every nth locker on pass  
number n.  After 100 passes, where you toggle only locker #100,
How many lockers are open?

this is hard

lets see how fast you can solve this one  

Here\'s an old lame and easy one:

Every morning a man takes the elevator down from his 18th floor apartment.  Every evening, he takes the elevator up to the 6th floor, then takes the stairs the rest of the way up.  Except on days when it rains... then he takes the elevator all the way up.  Why does he do this?

That one is old and simple.

The first one is easy... One grandmother, One Mother, and One daughter (makes up 2 mothers & two daughters)

Then second one would be 50 (give or take one) I\'m not doing the math.

[Edited by Shawnimal on 12-16-2000 at 09:15 AM]

A man is found guilty of first-degree murder. The judge says, "This is one of the most vicious criminal acts that has ever come before me and I am satisfied beyond any doubt that there are no mitigating factors. I wish I could impose the stiffest sentence at my disposal, but I have no choice but to let you go." What is the reason for the judge\'s decision?

A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man\'s vision. How did me manage this feat?

A soldier dreamed that his king would be assassinated on his first visit to a foreign city. He pleaded with the king to cancel the forthcoming trip, believing the dream might be a terrible omen. Pondering a moment, the king thanked the soldier for his advice and confirmed that he intended to take the trip. Then ordered the soldier to be taken out and shot. Why?


 

A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man\'s vision. How did me manage this feat?

He hung his hat on the end of his gun.

2. Suppose you\'re in a hallway lined with 100 closed lockers.
You begin by opening every locker. Then you close every second
locker. Then you go to every third locker and open it (if it\'s
closed) or close it (If it\'s open). (Let\'s call this action
toggling a locker.) Continue toggling every nth locker on pass
number n. After 100 passes, where you toggle only locker #100,
How many lockers are open?

I\'ll try 51

[Edited by Trintius on 12-16-2000 at 09:26 AM]