A Brainteaser for you silly intellectually inferior people !

Quit the damn spamming Red. that is all you do here. IF you are going to reply to some one, do it with something thst adds to the forum. Not some smily faced crap. We don\'t need that here and it\'s no real wonder how you got so many posts in such a little time.

Eric Jacob

Well, if Noah\'s Ark explanation isn\'t the REALLY correct one ( but could be the explanation ); then it\'s a plane-crash

I thought it but I read "cabin" and thought it\'d be a ship

Good Job Joyda! Thought no one would get that one!

Try my other one though. muhuhuhahahaha :vader:\\

Eric Jacob

Originally posted by AlteredBeast
Quit the damn spamming Red. that is all you do here. IF you are going to reply to some one, do it with something thst adds to the forum. Not some smily faced crap. We don\'t need that here and it\'s no real wonder how you got so many posts in such a little time.

Eric Jacob

the reason why I\'m doing that is because I have no F****** idea what your talking about. Back off bitch!

It\'s hard eric

I mean, there\'s so many solutions!

Could you possibly explain it just little better?

Well, another explanation:

The man is a gambler. He has gambled all night and comes home late. Then he wakes up, reads the paper and finds out he has lost all his money in some kind of horse-race

Don\'t really know...

OK, I will add a little to it, although it is much more pleasing when you can get the answer with out a clue. This is still a stumper though.


A man comes home late one night and is so tired he doesnt even turn on the lights. He goes right to bed. During the night, he hears a loud noise, but doesn\'t think anything of it. He wakes up and reads the paper, then he shoots himself.


Eric Jacob

It\'s still hard...

Help anyone?

I think there\'s a man in the dark, but the man who comes home late doesn\'t see him because he doesn\'t turn the lights on. Then the man hears the loud sound that comes from...

OMG, give me some time...

well, maybe..

no, not yet...

2000 Darwin Awards Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
Drunken teens dare dive down trash chute.
Man trashed.
(14 July 2000, Canada) It was a dare that Sheldon, 25, will literally never take again. He and a group of friends found themselves at a Calgary apartment after an evening spent at a local bar. It was there that a joking challenge was issued. "Who wants to ride the in-house water slide?" The slide was actually a garbage chute. Sheldon volunteered, tumbled into the opening, and his subsequent headlong slide beat the standard elevator service down to the first floor. An unforgiving trash compactor awaited his arrival, and friends administered CPR there until emergency crews arrived at the scene. But they were too late. The 12-story fall had already dispatched Sheldon to his Darwinian demise.

His obituary was simple and understated. "Sheldon, age 25 years, passed away accidentally... Memorial donations may be made to Goose Lake High Educational Foundation Inc., for a Community College Bursary in Sheldon\'s memory c/o Mr. Boris Bugera, Box 759, Roblin, MB, R0L 1P0."
 

ok, for the brainteasers:

1)What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

2)To test their capacities in mental arithmetic, the teacher asked his pupils to find then following:

Find two whole numbers (each less than 10) such that the sum of their squares, added to their product, will make a square.

3) Find a common 12 letter english word containing three P\'s, two R\'s, two A\'s, one O, one E, one D, one T, and one other vowel.
 

a couple more...

1)The local historical society has leased a castle to use it as a museum. The original lease was 99 years. I asked the curator how much time was left on the lease. His answer was as follows: two-thirds of the time past is equal to four-fifths of the time to come.

How much time was left on the lease?

2)It takes 10 snails 50 minutes to cross a walkway from when the first snaile slithers onto the walkway to the last snail leaving. The snails cross single file and the walkway is only wide enough to accomodate eight snails at a time. The snails travel at the same speed and each snail is on the walkway for the same length of time.

How long is each snail on the walkway for?

What\'s that one... how do you get exactly one gallon of water when you only have a 5 gallon jug and a 3 gallon jug.  They used this trick in Die Hard 3 and DC\'s Codename Veronica.

1) How far can a dog run into the woods?

2) Two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks in back of a duck, how many ducks? (Not 5)

3) If you drop into a shop to buy a mop while you plop onto the crops and your pop\'s a cop, what do you do at a green light?

4) A man rode into town on Sunday and left 3 days later on Sunday. How is this possible?

5) How many of each animal did Moses take onto the ark with him?

Sunday is is his horse.

Moses brought along his dog Fido, visiting Noah on the Ark.

Eric Jacob

Originally posted by Ashford
1) How far can a dog run into the woods?

2) Two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks in back of a duck, how many ducks? (Not 5)

3) If you drop into a shop to buy a mop while you plop onto the crops and your pop\'s a cop, what do you do at a green light?

4) A man rode into town on Sunday and left 3 days later on Sunday. How is this possible?

5) How many of each animal did Moses take onto the ark with him?

 

1. Halfway because then he is running out.

2. Three? Are they in a straight line?

3. Go

4. Sunday is his horse

5. Moses was not on Noah\'s ark.

"Harry Jones was driving home in his car, with his son Robert in the passenger seat. The car was involved in a head-on collision with the truck, killing Harry outright. Robert was seriously injured and taken to hospital by ambulance. In the hospital operating room, his would be surgeon took one look at Robert and said, "I\'m sorry, but I can\'t operate on this patient- he\'s my son." What is the explanation?"

killing Harry outright - who\'s to say this is Harry Jones?  This could have been the trucker.