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Offline Mr. Kennedy
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« on: December 30, 2000, 02:23:10 PM »
This is really off topic so that\'s why this is in the off-topic so that\'s why it\'s in the off-topic forum...

Who would win in a fight between...

Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera
N\'Sync vs. The Backstreet Boys (i had to write that)
Korn vs. Limp Bizkit
Jennifer Love Hewit vs. Sarah Michelle Ghellar
Al Gore vs. George W. Bush

and in our main event, in a steel cage... fatal 4 way...

Sony(PlayStation 2) vs. Sega(Dreamcast) vs. Nintendo(Gamecube) vs. Microsoft(X-Box)

Please note why you picked the winner of each fight!

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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2000, 03:31:23 PM »
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This is really off topic so that\'s why this is in the off-topic so that\'s why it\'s in the off-topic forum...

Who would win in a fight between...

Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera
N\'Sync vs. The Backstreet Boys (i had to write that)
Korn vs. Limp Bizkit
Jennifer Love Hewit vs. Sarah Michelle Ghellar
Al Gore vs. George W. Bush

and in our main event, in a steel cage... fatal 4 way...

Sony(PlayStation 2) vs. Sega(Dreamcast) vs. Nintendo(Gamecube) vs. Microsoft(X-Box)

Please note why you picked the winner of each fight!

 


Christina--Cause she can actually sing, despite ****ty songs.

N\'sync--Cause BSB is a bunch of hicks.

Neither--Cause I hate both bands.

Jennifer--Cause she is hot.

Al Gore--He invented the internet.:D

DC--Cause I love my DC, currently.

Nintendo--Cause Mario kicks ass.
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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2000, 03:48:55 PM »
so i dont have to write it all evryone on the left side and for the main event , Sony PS2
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2000, 04:11:22 PM »
--> Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera

Britney would just get another breast implant in   anticipation of the event and pomel Aguilera with her Boobs of Death attack.

--> N\'Sync vs. The Backstreet Boys (i had to write that)

Neither. An anti-pop terrorist group would bomb the arena, completely obliterating both these mistakes of nature and a good 3/4 of the audience.

--> Korn vs. Limp Bizkit

Would anyone care? Honestly?

--> Jennifer Love Hewit vs. Sarah Michelle Ghellar

50/50 on this one. However, they must wrestle barehanded in a vat of chocolate pudding while wearing nothing but a G-String bikini. :D

--> Al Gore vs. George W. Bush

Tough one. Al Gore is a damed robot.. the terminator if you will. However George is so stupid, it\'d be almost impossible to inflict anymore braindamage on him than what he\'s already got. Of course this state of semi-selfaware conciousness makes him almost superhumanly strong and resiliant to damage.

In the end, I think Gore would win. He\'d simply drone on about the will of the people and his campaign finace reform proposals (Not to mention Medicare, Social Security, and that whole ball of wax) until George passes out due to boredom and is murdered in his sleep. This is why Gore lost the election.. the majority of his voters were all bored into a coma.

--> and in our main event, in a steel cage... fatal 4 way... Sony(PlayStation 2) vs. Sega(Dreamcast) vs. Nintendo(Gamecube) vs. Microsoft(X-Box)

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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2000, 04:24:40 PM »
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--> Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera

Britney would just get another breast implant in   anticipation of the event and pomel Aguilera with her Boobs of Death attack.

--> N\'Sync vs. The Backstreet Boys (i had to write that)

Neither. An anti-pop terrorist group would bomb the arena, completely obliterating both these mistakes of nature and a good 3/4 of the audience.

--> Korn vs. Limp Bizkit

Would anyone care? Honestly?

--> Jennifer Love Hewit vs. Sarah Michelle Ghellar

50/50 on this one. However, they must wrestle barehanded in a vat of chocolate pudding while wearing nothing but a G-String bikini. :D

--> Al Gore vs. George W. Bush

Tough one. Al Gore is a damed robot.. the terminator if you will. However George is so stupid, it\'d be almost impossible to inflict anymore braindamage on him than what he\'s already got. Of course this state of semi-selfaware conciousness makes him almost superhumanly strong and resiliant to damage.

In the end, I think Gore would win. He\'d simply drone on about the will of the people and his campaign finace reform proposals (Not to mention Medicare, Social Security, and that whole ball of wax) until George passes out due to boredom and is murdered in his sleep. This is why Gore lost the election.. the majority of his voters were all bored into a coma.

--> and in our main event, in a steel cage... fatal 4 way... Sony(PlayStation 2) vs. Sega(Dreamcast) vs. Nintendo(Gamecube) vs. Microsoft(X-Box)

Tune in July 28 2005 to find out. Pay Per View only. Not available in all states. Call ahead before ordering.



LOL!
That was funny man. Loved the KORN and Al Gore remarks.
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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2000, 06:06:20 PM »
1) Britiny- her boobs can take a beating.
2) Well, they\'re all to wussy to fight. But the lawyers is what you can brawl eachother with.
3) KoRn- Limp Bizkit is cool, but KoRn is more punkish and gangish. And cuz KoRn is my fav band.
4) Dubaya- Gore walks like he has no joints in his arm or legs.
5) SONY- no comment
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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2000, 06:25:36 PM »
Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera -Britney cause her tits are bigger.Need I say more?

N\'Sync vs. The Backstreet Boys (i had to write that)-Draw. Their loyal fans would get involved and eventually they would all pull out bombs and kill everyone.
 
Korn vs. Limp Bizkit-another draw.They would all pull out guns and shoot each other.

Jennifer Love Hewit vs. Sarah Michelle Ghellar -Jennifer cause she\'s got a nice soul.:)

Al Gore vs. George W. Bush -LOL SonyFan!!!!After watching countless shows of SNL,I couldn\'t agree with you more.That was ****ing hilarious!!!!!!!

Main event-Nintendo cause Princess Zelda is hot!



[Edited by Jumpman on 12-30-2000 at 09:44 PM]
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2000, 06:39:15 PM »
Who would win in a fight between...

Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera

Britney - Christina look really frail next to Britney

N\'Sync vs. The Backstreet Boys (i had to write that)

N\'Sync - Because they seem cooler than the Backstreet boys.

Korn vs. Limp Bizkit

The one with the drummer

Jennifer Love Hewit vs. Sarah Michelle Ghellar

Sarah hands down. Why? Because Buffy whoops ass every week.

Al Gore vs. George W. Bush

Gore - He has bitterness on his side.

Sony(PlayStation 2) vs. Sega(Dreamcast) vs. Nintendo(Gamecube) vs. Microsoft(X-Box)

No clear winner but Sony loses because of a Nintendo/Sega double team. :D
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« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2000, 06:52:13 PM »
My opinions...

Britney vs. Christina - Even though Britney is so hot, Christina has that *****y attitude so Britney would need help, so then Justin would show up and help...

Winner: Britney

N\'Sync vs. BSB - Unfortunatly BSB don\'t know how to dance or fight so they have no chance whatsoever, on the other hand Sync does so there...

Winner: N\'Sync

Korn vs. Limpbizkit - Limp Bizkit is attacked by Slipknot in the middle of the fight...

Winner: Korn

Jennifer Love Hewit vs. Sarah Michelle Ghellar - Pretty even fight, I think Sarah is hotter so she wins...

Winner: Sarah Michelle Ghellar

Al Gore vs. George W. Bush - A rather boring yet intense fight, George is too lightheaded to think, and Gore uses his robot to obliterate George...

Winner: Al Gore

Our Main Event...

Playstation 2(PS2) vs. Dreamcast(DC) vs. Gamecube(GC) vs. X-Box(XB) - now for the moment we\'ve all been waiting for, GC goes for the early attack on DC, while PS2 attacks XB.  XB malfunctions, and Bill Gates goes bankrupt, all of the X-Box\'s mysteriously exploded.  X-Box is out.  GC packs quite a punch on the DC, but a pretty even bout, when in the midst of things, the Gameboy Advance enters the cage and cheats DC out of the battle.  While the GC was celebrating, PS2 took the batteries out of the GBA, and now it\'s between GC and PS2, all the sudden Pokemon start popping out, and PS2 is outnumbered, when all the sudden, the HDD arrives and releases backup, Lara Croft shows up and shoots all the pokemon in the head, all the sudden, random creatures from Final Fantasy IX pop out and destroy the GC...

Winner: Playstation 2
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2000, 07:02:50 PM »
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Playstation 2(PS2) vs. Dreamcast(DC) vs. Gamecube(GC) vs. X-Box(XB) - now for the moment we\'ve all been waiting for, GC goes for the early attack on DC, while PS2 attacks XB.  XB malfunctions, and Bill Gates goes bankrupt, all of the X-Box\'s mysteriously exploded.  X-Box is out.  GC packs quite a punch on the DC, but a pretty even bout, when in the midst of things, the Gameboy Advance enters the cage and cheats DC out of the battle.  While the GC was celebrating, PS2 took the batteries out of the GBA, and now it\'s between GC and PS2, all the sudden Pokemon start popping out, and PS2 is outnumbered, when all the sudden, the HDD arrives and releases backup, Lara Croft shows up and shoots all the pokemon in the head, all the sudden, random creatures from Final Fantasy IX pop out and destroy the GC...

Winner: Playstation 2 [/B]


What about Metroid and PD? Samus Aran and Joanna Dark also have guns, Better guns than Lara Croft I must say.

BTW, Why would Lara fight for the PS2 and not for the DC, GCN, and X-Box? She does make an appearance on all of them.

I am just adding my conspiracy theory to your post
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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2000, 09:48:22 PM »
DB

[Edited by Soul Reaver on 12-31-2000 at 12:53 AM]
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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2000, 09:51:17 PM »
~Britney Spears VS. Christina Aguilera~

Christina looks too weak.

Champion - Britney Spears

~N\'Sync VS. The Backstreet Boys~

They are all girly men. It doesn\'t even feel right calling them men.

Champion - None

~Korn VS. Limp Bizkit~

Korn is slightly more sick and demented.

Champion - Korn

~Jennifer Love Hewit VS. Sarah Michelle Gellar~

Sarah fights vampires, but Jennifer killed the person that knew what she did last summer.

Champion - Jennifer

~Al Gore vs. George W. Bush~

Al Gore would have probably rehearsed before the fight so he would be more experienced.

Champion - Al Gore
 

"Console Wars"

~Sony VS. Sega VS. Nintendo VS. Microsoft~

I still like Sega games better and Phantasy Star Online is coming out soon.

"Champion" For Now - Sega
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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2000, 10:11:29 PM »
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Main event-Nintendo cause Princess Zelda is hot!



[Edited by Jumpman on 12-30-2000 at 09:44 PM]


I hope you are kidding. You get horny over polygons? Her boobs are pointy to make it worse.
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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2000, 10:54:26 PM »
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Main event-Nintendo cause Princess Zelda is hot!



[Edited by Jumpman on 12-30-2000 at 09:44 PM]


I hope you are kidding. You get horny over polygons? Her boobs are pointy to make it worse. [/B]

No I was being 100% honest.Every time I see her I get weird, and awesome thoughts in my head.I can\'t stop thinking about her.Maybe if I kill myself she will be waiting for me in heavan...yes.

Bottom line-i wasn\'t kidding :rolleyes:.

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« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2000, 01:13:46 AM »
Oops, I don\'t know how to delete this.

[Edited by ViVi on 12-31-2000 at 08:17 PM]
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