Now Deadly Hamster... Hear the call of the Dark Side. You know you did the wrong decision. On a crusade with PotatoCake? Know that turned I have... Once I ruled the light side. For so long I noticed that Dark Side is more powerful... Cooler... whatever you like to call it.
I will reveal my true form to you within days as I stepped to the circle of true masters... SoulGrind, Bjorn and mm; the true worshipers of the dark side... I saw their greatest apprentices, avatarr, aaron and ddaryl... Behold the glory in front of PURE EVIL!
Once a master of the dark side I shall become... SoulGrind teaches me, yes... teaches me... Once I will rule the Dark Side and I will join the circle as a Master...
Join the Dark side... If I joined it I know you will... Too strong dark side is... It is just a matter of time before.. you will either be crushed or chosed our side!!!
BHOAWHAWHAW....