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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2001, 01:04:34 PM »
What kinda socks do you guys use then? Piqued my interest... :p
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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2001, 01:09:06 PM »
Hmmm... I will turn 15 on 15th of June :)

I\'m year and a half older than you Solid. BHOAWHAWHAW :D

a sock? as far as I know, it doesn\'t protect a \'thing\'.
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« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2001, 01:18:40 PM »
u told me u were 13.
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« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2001, 01:27:26 PM »
Yes, in that pic at my site. It was taken when I WAS 13, but after that I turned 14 and now I\'m turning to 15.

Get it? :)
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« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2001, 01:28:29 PM »
oh ok.



ur new sig is, um, interesting.
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« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2001, 09:50:38 PM »
well i guess a tube sock would be the best one to use - thats what jason biggs used in American Pie in the beginnig and it worked for him fine until he got caught, ha ha ha - i love that movie - especially the unrated dvd version
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« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2001, 10:36:02 PM »
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You use duct tape to? You know, tape it on,etc? Thats what I do..Works perfect. Saves money on those over-rated pieces of rubber and what not. You can go to WAL-MART buy a huge bag of socks and they are multi-purpose.

Hmm. Wonder why they never advirtise socks like that? Would help sells, I bet.

Anyways as for the protecting part. The key is to put one on, duct tape it, to well "it". Then take two more socks and put them over the other one. Duct tape again. And bam, you\'re protected.:D
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« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2001, 10:39:12 PM »
Umm Duct Tape - isn\'t that a little painful

You know when you take it off - if it was me that would hurt - kinda like in the movies when they put tape over someones mouth and rip it off but instead putting it down there - ahhhh ...shudders from thought of pain
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« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2001, 10:42:40 PM »
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Umm Duct Tape - isn\'t that a little painful

You know when you take it off - if it was me that would hurt - kinda like in the movies when they put tape over someones mouth and rip it off but instead putting it down there - ahhhh ...shudders from thought of pain


No No man. You duct tape OVER the sock, so that its taped around ...er..okay, penis. That way it doesn\'t fall off.


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« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2001, 11:02:51 PM »
Oh ok now i understand --- well no wonder it hurt so bad ... um i mean i bet that would have hurt real bad--- well back to try number 2

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« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2001, 12:51:02 AM »
lol living-in-clip! :laughing:

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Duct tape over sock. :laughing: I don\'t think your partner would like that so much L-I-C..
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« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2001, 04:24:57 AM »
LOL.. Living-In-Clip your hilarious!! duct tape LOL!! man you got some ideas!
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« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2001, 08:01:32 AM »
Mmm... maybe you could also get rid of excess pubic hair with the duct tape... Owwww... :p

And... isn\'t the sock a bit uncomfy for your partner? I could think there\'s a lot of friction & all... or are you talking about, er, ma********n here?

You guys are odd... :laughing:
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« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2001, 03:13:43 PM »
Well, its not a "fool proof" way of protecting. But it is the cheapest. And thats what matters. You can take that money and not waste it on condoms. Instead, you can rent the girl a movie or something. Just use the sock. *shrugs*

I wish my father would of taught me the ways of using a sock for sexual protection. But, at least I can pass this ancient  way onto you guys.;)
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« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2001, 08:04:26 PM »
yea thanks since i am stuck with no money i can use one of my older socks ... but wait noooo i have no ducy tape

once again my plans have been foiled by duct tape
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