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Offline Mr. Kennedy
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« on: March 04, 2001, 09:31:46 PM »
Never put a rock in your mouth, it taste disgusting and it hurts your teeth.
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2001, 09:34:48 PM »
yea and never put a snake\'s head in your mouth

for some damned reason they just don\'t seem to like it one bit - and trust me if they don\'t like it you will find out really fast - or your tounge will at least

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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2001, 09:38:17 PM »
Watch out, or I will send my Snake brethren after you!
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2001, 09:45:58 PM »
don\'t put CDs in your mouth either, they usually break and cut up your mouth.
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2001, 09:51:38 PM »
yea another thing you defintely don\'t want to put in your mouth is some acid

i mean come on - i know it looks like a nice drink but all it does is put holes in your cheeks and you just have no idea how hard it is to eat w/o someone saying - "Don\'t show me your food in you mouth" - i mean i can\'t help it
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2001, 10:03:28 PM »
one time I was on this boat... and my friend was like...

"come to the back of the boat..."

so I did...  and then he said...

"help me, help you"

and he gave me a fish hook, and I accidently put it in my mouth, ouch, righ through the lip...

then he got his guitar out and started singing, weird huh...

anyway, don\'t put fish hooks in your mouth either...

:laughing:
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2001, 10:24:10 PM »
Don\'t forget detergent. It may get your clothes clean but it does not have the same affect on your teeth. no matter what your uncle says. Tide can not substitute for Toothpast and/or mouthwash.

BTW, Do not put broken glass on your ice cream cones. It looks good but it shreds your innards going in and more painfully going out.
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2001, 10:36:18 PM »
don\'t forget about poop. you never want poop in your mouth.




do you?
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2001, 10:47:44 PM »
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don\'t forget about poop. you never want poop in your mouth.




do you?


yea but exactly what kind of poop are we talking about?...the indians ate their own poop and animal poop

hey don\'t diss it till you try it...:D

j/k
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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2001, 11:43:15 PM »
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yea but exactly what kind of poop are we talking about?...the indians ate their own poop and animal poop

hey don\'t diss it till you try it...:D

j/k


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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2001, 12:12:24 AM »
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I learn something new everyday


yep i am surprised i remembered that from 7th grade...6 years ago

but my teacher told us how the indians would set their poop on a rock in the sun and let it dry - then smash it up and eat it - mmmmm mmm - look it some M&M\'s...nope thats just some good ol tasting rabbit poop :D
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2001, 12:12:47 AM »
Foot wear is pretty dirty, but considering where the foot is invariable lodged for some, it could be worse.
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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2001, 12:53:09 AM »
Bleach. Never drink bleach. I should know, as I\'ve done it.
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2001, 10:20:35 AM »
don\'t put power TooLs in your mouth
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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2001, 10:35:42 AM »
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Bleach. Never drink bleach. I should know, as I\'ve done it.


The Dead Milkmen have a song all about drinkin\' bleach. Its a great song.
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