They want people to pay to use their poorly written garbage on their own websites? Man that is too funny. Hey and if the story is just too hot you can pay to email it to someone. I\'m guessing the old fashioned way of sending a hyperlink is out of fashion these days. Click that link below and look at the prices, im laughing so hard right now...
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