You know you played to much MGS when......

Ok, i found this topic at a forum, i found it very funny.



You snipe every rat, wolves, birds, chopper, etc. you see...

You punch someone you don\'t like in the face and run 4 feet hoping they don\'t see you.

You do the MGS look around corner thing at the corner of every building.

u can see whats happening on the other side of a room withought even looking


When you always kneel down to take phone calls.

You yell Snake. Snaaaake!!! at your dad\'s funeral.

When you break into a bank, and you\'re convinced if you hide in a corner after 60 seconds, the cops will stop looking for you.

You lean against walls, and knock to get people\'s attention.

When you talk about Hideo Kojima, and refer to him as Big H.

When your Mom threatens to take away your copy of MGS, and you jump up and snap her neck.

When you dream about being Solid Snake.

When you shot your girlfriend with a .45 calibur and didn\'t think she would die because you thought it took three shots to kill her.

When you hook your PS2/PSX up to your VCR, and record your gameplay. Then you go back through the tape and study it, and take notes.

You are a Metal Gear nut when you try to download the 92meg trailer on a 56k modem

Hello, my name is Bossieman. I am a metal gear-aholic.

When you swallow your cigarettes to sneak them into a non-smoking restaurant.

Those post were from IGN.

Please post some of yours.

When you talk on the phone, everyone you talk to is referred to as Mei Ling or Naomi and you complain constantly about how you cant see them and your monitor is broken.

Originally posted by Bossieman

When you hook your PS2/PSX up to your VCR, and record your gameplay. Then you go back through the tape and study it, and take notes.

Okay, I\'m pretty sad.  I actually did do this.  Just call me weird.  Come on, someone has done this too...right?  

I feel dumb right now

When you talk about Hideo Kojima, and refer to him as Big H.

Hideo Kojima is GOD!






Ok maybe not God but Kojima rules.

Originally posted by Bossieman

You are a Metal Gear nut when you try to download the 92meg trailer on a 56k modem

Errrmmmmmmmmm i Did that, so i take it that i am a complete Metal Gear Solid  Fan ?

Yeah .

I refer to Kojima as "Big H. no2", me being number one

I actually downloaded the 92meg trailer when I still had 56k, took 10 hours or something, eep! I never thought of recording my gameplay but that\'s a damn good idea! *prepares the VCR and fetches his notepad*

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This is my great one.

 When u ram the CD up your arse and continue to play MGS on the bus in your head.

You know your a mgs nut when you go into the mens bathroom and sneak up on people who are taking a leak and pretend to plant c4 on their backs.

Pure insanity is:

You know when you\'re a TRUE mgs-fan when you download the 96mb preview with a 16.6k modem!

You know when you\'re a TRUE mgs-fan when you have a dream where you play MGS2.

You know when you\'re a TRUE mgs-fan when you shoot yourself and then try to load a situation happening before you did it.

You know when you\'re a TRUE mgs-fan when your teacher complains to you about the messed-up school-books asking: "Who is this Snake guy you have drawn to every page?!!!?"

You know when you\'re TRUE mgs-freak when your friends start to call you \'strange\'.

You know when you\'re too of an MGS-addict when you don\'t study but play MGS.

You\'ve played MGS too much when your hands aren\'t enough to count the times you\'ve played the game trough ( this might make many here MGS-freaks )

when you should everybody in the crotch and lock them inside lockers.

Your parents are real MGS freaks if they named you Solid Snake.

You\'re a MGS freak if you posted in this thread. ****. I guess I am too.

Originally posted by Samwise
Your parents are real MGS freaks if they named you Solid Snake.

And really pervertic too

You know you played too much MGS...

- when you can\'t recognize yourself in the mirror using sunglasses.
- when you try to sneak all the video cameras you find in your way.
- when you knock out every girl that wants to have sex with you \'cos you think she\'s being controlled by Psycho Mantis.
- when you avoid all the floodlights in the concerts.
- when you can\'t complete a phrase without saying "sh1t", "f#ck" or "heh?".
- when you defrost the freezer\'s food using your own body.
- when you knock down the strongest guy in the college and then you use a cardboard box expecting he won\'t see you.