Help poor starving Weltall!

Weltall wants to come back really badly.
Weltall wants to be able to keep up with the discussion.
Weltall cannot afford a PS2.


This is Weltall. He lives in a thatch shack in the jungles of Brazil. He has 17 siblings. His parents scraped up together 12 years of pay from coffeebean farming to buy this poor young boy a television set. Look into those eyes. LOOK INTO THEM. See the pain and anguish. See the unbearable longing to see that black monolith of gaming perfection. Can you truly deny him? If so, can you look at yourself in the mirror? If you can, you, my friend, are one sick, SICK little monkey.

Friends, Neighbors, Christians, Wealthy Board Members, I beseech thee, LIFT THIS BOY\'S SPIRITS. Just $3 from every board member! THREE MEASLY AMERICAN DOLLARS from one hundred members... and you can save this poor child. I ask you, as a human being, can you really say no to such a pitiful figure?

100% of all proceeds go to Weltall\'s Swiss bank accounts... err I mean the woven straw makeshift bank, one of Weltall\'s only possessions.

Weltall = Fat Gary Coleman.

Hey,
why doesnt Weltall back off the food, and save some money.
Other than that.
Welcome back.
When was the last time you posted.

Oh yeah,
nice quote.

"Whatchu talkin\' about Faithdies?"

I havent posted regularly since September. I\'ve been working on stuff.

Ok...
I wasnt going to respond but...
That was just too funny Lavan.
Very funny.
Good one.

Well, its good your back.
I doubt you remember me, for I rarely posted,
But I remember your posts as intelligent and thoughtful and those are always good.

But I remember your posts as intelligent and thoughtful

Couldn\'t have been me:D

You look good Wetall, I see you lost that 7th chin

welcome back

The money is on its way...
I´ve sended it str8 to: Weltall (that´s the German word for Space... you know?
The moon, stars... E.T. ) living in the jungle !!!
I hope it´ll reach you in time !!!

And now I´ll go back o my PS2 and play some Starfighter...
*just wondering why this little fat kid don´t ask for a PS2 ??!! I could buy one for him,
but if he just wants the 3 bucks... eeeeer... never mind...*

Alright Weltall:)

I\'d send you $3, but all my moneys tied up in child labor expenses:D

I am rich but for some reason I don\'t feel pity for you.  Your fat bastard son who looks like a tire with a mouth, does not convince me to invest $3 of my million dollars in you.

Do you have any redeeming qualities besides eating small children?

Erm... YES.
1. I am hung like a bull elephant.
2. I like coffee
3. I eat large children too
4. I believe in God, unless you dont want me to

sorry, Weltie, but my 3 bucks is definetely going to Zoe. Would 50 cents be enough from me?

Anyways, it\'s nice to have you back. I remember when you posted quite often, and I remember your pic. Now you should get it back, or get a new one.

You love me! *cries*

I forgot how to go about getting it back...