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Offline Bossieman
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« on: April 19, 2001, 06:23:39 AM »
One of my favourites are this one from Aliens

- Eihh, Vasques, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
- Noo, have you?

Or this one.

-They aint paying us enough for this **** man!
- Not enough to wake up to your face, Drake.
- What! Is that a joke?
- No, I wish it were.
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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2001, 06:36:05 AM »
no its got to be

- just when i thought i was out, they pulled me back in

or
- are you talking to me?, i said are you talking to me?, i dont see anyone else around here so you must be talking to me
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2001, 06:40:23 AM »
One of my funny ones was dumb and dumber:Mary i desprately want tomake love to a school boy.
that one makes me laugh.
God there are so many good lines in films,but i carnt think of anymore!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2001, 06:47:48 AM »
-Size matters not, Yoda[/b]

-I\'m your father, Luke, \'Darth Vader\'

-I\'m Bond, James Bond.[/b]

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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2001, 06:49:18 AM »
"Dodge this"
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2001, 06:51:25 AM »
"This whole God Damn Places is like one giant Tombstone!"

can\'t remember who says it but its a quote from dawn of the Dead, i think anyway it the one where it set in a missile silo and that soilder gets his head pulled of by a mob of Zombies.
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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2001, 07:22:03 AM »
"I\'m not gonna hurt you... Wendy, you didn\'t let me finish my sentence... I said, I\'m not going to hurt you. I\'m just gonna bash your brains in. Bash them right the f*ck in!"

Jack Torrance, The Shining.
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2001, 07:40:03 AM »
"You ain\'t leadin\' but two things right now. Jack and ****. And Jack left town."

And

"Hail to the king, baby."

Damn I love Army of Darkness.
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2001, 08:47:38 AM »
oh yeah you cant forget

- whos laughing now
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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2001, 09:54:53 PM »
Tyler Durden: "OK: any historic figure."
Narrator: "I\'d fight Gandhi."
Tyler Durden: "Good answer."
Narrator: "How about you?"
Tyler Durden: "Lincoln."
Narrator: "Lincoln?"
Tyler Durden: "Big guy, big reach. Skinny
guys fight \'til they\'re burger."


"That old saying, how you always hurt
the one you love, well, it works both
ways."


"I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of
every panda that wouldn\'t screw to save its
species."


"Ahh, Chloe. Chloe looked the way
Meryl Streeps\'s skeleton would look
if you made it smile and walk around
the party being extra nice to everyone."


"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your f***ing Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world."


"It\'s only after you\'ve lost everything
that you\'re free to do anything."


"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make
you a chicken."


"A guy started at Fight Club, his ass was a wad of cookie
dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood."


Fight Club, one of the best movies ever made...
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« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2001, 10:15:46 AM »
the one in my sig...

also ones like...

"Somebod switched her from suck to blow, Lord Helmet!"

"I amyour father\'s, Cousin\'s, Uncle\'s, Former Roommate!" or something like that

"The All powerful...Yogurt"

Gotta love Spaceballs
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« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2001, 11:05:39 AM »
"Look at me!  I\'m Leatherface!" (electric carver unplugs) - Idle hands.
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« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2001, 01:08:23 PM »
right now my favorite is from mallrats & Clerks.  f\'n Savages!


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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2001, 06:04:28 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Ratlad
Tyler Durden: "OK: any historic figure."
Narrator: "I\'d fight Gandhi."
Tyler Durden: "Good answer."
Narrator: "How about you?"
Tyler Durden: "Lincoln."
Narrator: "Lincoln?"
Tyler Durden: "Big guy, big reach. Skinny
guys fight \'til they\'re burger."


"That old saying, how you always hurt
the one you love, well, it works both
ways."


"I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of
every panda that wouldn\'t screw to save its
species."


"Ahh, Chloe. Chloe looked the way
Meryl Streeps\'s skeleton would look
if you made it smile and walk around
the party being extra nice to everyone."


"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your f***ing Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world."


"It\'s only after you\'ve lost everything
that you\'re free to do anything."


"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make
you a chicken."


"A guy started at Fight Club, his ass was a wad of cookie
dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood."


Fight Club, one of the best movies ever made...


thats just a great movie, that and matrix are my two favorite movies
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2001, 08:45:41 PM »
ahh Bossieman, gotta love Aliens, my all time fav. movie

but the best character is Hudson, he frickn rules

"Its game over man, its ame over, now what the F**k are we gonna do!?!"
or

"why dont you put her in charge"
"that wasnt funny man, wasnt funny"

or the best but when hes going nuts in the final showdown, just screaming out "yeah you want some, oh how about you you son of a *****, oh yeah you too"  etc.

(Aliens has been ripped off so many times in so many movies, the most blatant is Starship troopers when they rip off that Hudson bit, that just pissed me off)
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but for great quotes, you cant go past Apocalypse Now

" I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That\'s my dream. That\'s my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving. " ( Colonel Kurtz ) "

" We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig, cow after cow, village after village, army after army. And they call me an assasin. What do you call it when the assasins accuse the assasin ? " ( Colonel Kurtz )

." Out there with these natives it must be temptaion to be God. \'Cause there\'s a conflict in every human heart between the rational, the irrational, between good and evil. And good does not always triumph. " ( General Corman)

." I love the smell of napalm in the morning ! You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours, and when it was all over I walked up. We didn\'t find one of them, not one stinking dink body. The smell -- you know, that gasoline smell -- the whole hill -- it smelled like victory." ( Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore )

." Never get out of the boat. Absolutely god damn right. Unless you were going all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole ****in\' program. " ( Captain Willard )

." Charlie is dug in too deep, or moving too fast. His idea of R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home, death or victory. " ( Captain Willard )

." We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won\'t allow them to write **** on their airplanes because it\'s obscene! " ( Colonel Kurtz )

." The horror. The horror. " ( Colonel Kurtz )

sorry, i just did an assignment on this movie and i have a lot of quotes lying around
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