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Offline Terry Bogard
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« on: April 28, 2001, 10:39:26 AM »
The MK movies were good, i retract my statements about them, and I will await judgement on the Tomb Raider movie once i have actually SEEN it.
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2001, 11:09:14 AM »
It\'s a gay movie? Wow, that\'s great news! I\'m definately going to see it if it has Angelia Jolie in some hot lesbian action.
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2001, 11:29:12 AM »
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It\'s a gay movie? Wow, that\'s great news! I\'m definately going to see it if it has Angelia Jolie in some hot lesbian action.




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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2001, 12:24:57 PM »
I think it looks fine... I\'ll be seeing it opening weekend for sure.
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2001, 12:46:12 PM »
1: I hate Tomb Raider.

2: Angelina Jolie is not cool.

3: It looks like a sad rip-off of the Indiana Jones series.

4: It shall suck.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2001, 12:50:15 PM »
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I have got to say this will be the gayest movie since that damn Urban legand movie. Tomb Raider the movie will not even be worth seeing, and i don\'t think it will fare to well at the box office. Then again it should be alot better then the MK movies.


I liked the first MK movie...... second one was kinda lame though.
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2001, 12:51:06 PM »
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I have got to say this will be the gayest movie since that damn Urban legand movie. Tomb Raider the movie will not even be worth seeing...


Wow!  Let me borrow that crystal ball of yours so that I can see into the future too! :rolleyes:


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Then again it should be alot better then the MK movies.


Um....the MK movies were actually good.  The first one was great, and the second, though slightly disappointing, was still worth the time to watch.

And as for Tomb Raider:  I\'ll just wait for a few reviews before I decide whether or not to see it.

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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2001, 01:46:18 PM »
I definetely agree that it\'ll be a Indiana Jones ripoff. I\'ll only go to see it because Angelina Jolie will wear tight pants and skirts in the film... ;)
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2001, 05:27:28 PM »
I\'ll still go see it even though it\'s going to be a indian jones ripoff.

Sure, We are all bored of the Tomb Raider series but the movie will have what all guys love,
Lots of action and a hot chick!
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2001, 05:41:11 PM »
Here are some good things about it:

If you\'ve only seen the first Tomb Raider trailer that was in theaters for the past two months, then you should see the new trailer that\'s out now.  I saw it last weekend, and it looked pretty good.

I don\'t like Angelina Jolie very much, but she seems to do a pretty good english accent.  That will help alot.

Chris Barrie, better known as Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf is in it!

Could be the first movie ever featuring the Illuminati!

In spite of this the movie will probably suck.  Lower your expectations, and you might find something enjoyable in it.

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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2001, 08:20:34 PM »
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3: It looks like a sad rip-off of the Indiana Jones series.


I thought it looked like a pretty good rip-off of the Indiana Jones series, and for that, I shall see it. Actually, I didn\'t think it ripped off IJ that bad (at least from the trailer), but it does appear to have all the makings of good action/adventure movie in the same vein as Indiana Jones. If it turns out to be bad, I can always deny everything later. ;)
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2001, 08:28:07 PM »
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I have got to say this will be the gayest movie since that damn Urban legand movie. Tomb Raider the movie will not even be worth seeing, and i don\'t think it will fare to well at the box office. Then again it should be alot better then the MK movies.


every show has talked about this movie its probably going to be one of the big movies of the summer i mean its angelina jolie everyone else thinks its going to be good your just wierd and dark

and living-in-clip are you gay??? how can you not like angelina jolie???

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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2001, 09:12:34 PM »
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every show has talked about this movie its probably going to be one of the big movies of the summer i mean its angelina jolie everyone else thinks its going to be good your just wierd and dark

and living-in-clip are you gay??? how can you not like angelina jolie???
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2001, 09:34:11 PM »
Bah! Angelina Jolie is so not pretty.

Then again, I only have eyes for Wionna Ryder.
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2001, 01:07:58 AM »
Hey leave Living-in-clip alone! I think it\'s refreshing to see a guy not be shallow. Living-in-clip, I too dislike the Tomb Raider Series. I never cared for a strategy game where you\'re an archologist. Is that the right term? Although some people love it for the strategy, I know most Tomb Raider fans are really Laura Croft\'s body fans. So hearing a guy for once diss Tomb Raider has made my day. But sadly this movie will do good. You know as well as I do how many guys are going to see this movie!

 

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