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[nO-One]

Originally posted by 182Ways
I got a paper-cut once.

My condolences.That\'s rough man.

I am not really accident prone. I was a serious knuckle-head when I was younger(you know like last week:D)

-I broke my arm in a fight(hit by a bat)

-I was trying to open some glass thing w/ a pocket knife and broke the glass thing. I got a 2.5 in gash on my left hand. I got stiches and had it wrapped up. (I still played kickball the next day)

-I almost got seriously stabbed; thankfully I dodged at the last minute. I only needed a few stiches as opposed to a coffin. (This happened a couple of months ago)

-I have sprained my ankle so many times that it is now un-sprainable. Something that would seriously sprain someone else\'s ankle only causes minor discomfort and then goes away all together.

-I have a nice scar on my elbow from hitting someone in the mouth and catching teeth.

There are others but I don\'t feel like listing them all.

Originally posted by 182Ways
I got a paper-cut once.

Seriously dude,

Haven\'t you broke anything like a Arm, Wrist, Leg?

If not your one lucky person.

i havent really killed myself, just a couple of times...

one time i was blazing downtown going almost 25 mph on my bike, some car pulled out of an alley.......in front of me. i tried to swerve, hit the side of the front of the car, flew over the hood of the car, landed on my back.. (little did i know i did a 3/4 flip)... i got up, and the guy was like, "hey kid you alright?"
i said "yeah"
"hey kid you alright?"
"yes."
"hey kid you alright?"
"im fine."
"hey kid you alright?"
"im ok!!!! i just got scrached up a little!!"
"dude dont sue me!"(starts pulling out his wallet)
 i wont! it was an accident!
then i rode off to school... and got to go home, cuz of my scrapes...

another time was when i was snowboarding.....
me and my friends were hitting a bunch of 10 ft plus jumps, and i was going to go for a 360....
i was going down to the jump, (my friends were watching me from the side, they saw i was going too fast )  i hit the jump going too fast,  the lip (top edge) of the jump kicked my board out from under me so i was pretty much doing a inverted 360. i come down totally freaked out, land on my back, my head wiplashes into the icy snow (this is in the midwest,USA, so what can you expect? powder?) so im laying there in total shock, and some kids run up to me.
"dude!!! you ok man!!!!"
meanwhile my brain is saying....
"oooohhhhhhh...... sleeeeeeepy timeeee!!!!!!"(minor concussion)
everything began to grow dark and copper like in color (because my goggles were amber.)( i actually remember that)
then i was shaken....
it was my buddie.
"hey brian, get up!!! other people want to go!!"
all of the sudden im alert. i get up and start sliding down the hill in pain...
then i realize a cant turn.... i run into the forest, break my goggles, and lay in the trees for about 15 min while my friends called ski patrol...
i couldnt walk right(or snowboard) for about 3 weeks my back hurt so much...

and to top it off, this was the only trip my parents were with me that season.. they got me a helmet:D:D
i like that helmet!!:D:smokin:
and to think i havent broken any bones, or gotten any stiches:D:D:D

1. big gash on my left ring finger from an old calculator (one of the Big ones) falling on it when i was younger (the scar is still there).
2. broke my elbow when I flipped over my handlebars on my bike
3.  sprained my elbow playing basketball......
4.  Big cut in my forehead when I accidentally turned around and hit the corner of a wall........ouch!  (no scar there).
5. hit in the head with a softball.......dont know why they are called "soft"Balls.....those things hurt!
End of line-------MCP

1.) Stitches in left arm at age 5 falling on rusty nail

2.) Stitches in lower lip ice skating $hit faced with no ice skates

3.) Stitches in head after being run-over and knocked unconscience by a jet ski (no concussion)

4.) Stitches in Forehead by a Hockey stick with ice skates



I\'ve had no broken bones  but I\'ve had sprained ankles wristsa and shoulders playing sports

What\'s wrong with you guys?

I\'ve only stubbed my toe, jammed my fingers, hurt my ankle a little bit, and bruised my thighs playing basketball.

I\'ve never actually broken a bone, but I fractured my left wrist once in 1995... three hours before the Queensland Festival of Music finals, where I had to play. I didn\'t realise it was fractured, so I turned down the offer to go to hospital. Anyway, I played, and was in great pain, so i was glad to get on the bus to get home. But knowing grade 7\'ers, they just HAD to go pushing everyone, and they pushed me when I was getting on the bus. I fell, and my natural reaction was to put down my left hand..... it REALLY REALLY hurt.

And as far as my head goes, it just doesn\'t get hurt anymore. I don\'t know WHAT I did to it, but no matter what nothing that hits it hurts. I was fielding in the outfield as a sweeper in a cricket match 2 seasons ago, and the ball was hit hard and flat, went to me but I couldn\'t see cos of the sun. The ball hit me RIGHT on the head, and bounced away.... everyone asked me if it hit me in the head, and I said I didn\'t know... cos it didn\'t hurt at all, i barely felt it, a cricket ball to the head really should hurt, it was scary.

I\'ve also had a boiling hot pan taken off a stove and accidentally spilled all over my shoulder, and I told you in the dentist thread about the accident I had with the cricket ball that other time, now THAT was bad.

But overall, you guys still don\'t compare to this one guy, he is the most STUPID, accident prone person ever. He went to my friend\'s primary school. On 5 separate occasions, leaving school in the afternoon he has been hit with 3 cars, a bus, and a semi trailer. And he STILL didn\'t learn to look.... the scary thing is he\'s still alive and well.... I don\'t know how much the count has gone up since.

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I haven\'t broken anything.. I\'ve chipped my elbow playing basketball. U see i was dunking after i was running quite fast. Problem was my legs kept going and i couldn\'t hold on.. so i feel from about 10 feet with my body being pretty much horizontal.. I crashed the nerve in my elbow (the funny bone) and had to go to hospital to get my elbow checked.
They didn\'t find anything wrong.. 3 days later a doctor called telling me i had chipped the ball end on my radius bone..

I have also had a gland removed from my neck. The doctors thought it may have been cancer.
My brother has broken his finger during martial arts training..  Looked really painfull. The front end of his middle finger broke and went above the middle part of his finger.. Ouch!!!

[Bobs_Hardware]

by the age of nine, i had had stitches 9 times...and when i was ten i was walking down my neighboors steps, unknown to me one of them was missing, in its place, a whole heap of quater inch thick rusted wires (that were there to support it at the time) were sticking out.  i was walking, fell, and ripped off an inch flesh from my shin.  You could see the bone.

i havent broken any part of my body, but i have gotten pretty f*cked up in my time:

then i was about 7 i was riding a skateboard ont he side walk while i was on my belly, pushing myself with my arms, iwas hauling ass when i hit a bump... i flew of the board, face planted, and draghed my face across the floor, i was really f*cked up, my entier face was all scrached up and my nose was bleeding, it was horible, seeing as how im such a sexy b*tch

another time i was skateboarding, i wen toff a flight of staris, about 15 stair, when i landed my foot sliped off the board and my ankle literally did a 180 degree turn, i had a swell the size of a golf ball, i little bigger even, i though i broe it, but it was a swell.

another tiem, i went of a launch ramp on my board,and my friend put metal on it, iw a slike.. dude were gonna slide off an mees ourselves up, and he said " well go off smoother" beoing a fool i said ok and i went balls out on it, i flew backward and was about 6feet in the air sideways like this:

       my head-> 0--/----< <-my feet

--------------------------------------------------- <- the floor

and i felt like i was floating well, i landed right on my tsailbone and i couldnt stand or jump, or run, or anything for about 2 weeks,


ahhhhh i love skateboarding

I slit my wrist with a razor knife trying to get the last of the deoderant out of the stick (that **** hurt like a *****)

When i was 13 i did a suplex to my bean bag onto the concrete floor as hard as i could and didnt get the bean bag under my head quick enough..... I felt like i fractured my skull

I got punched in the eye in a fight, it blead like hell

I fell stomach first onto a kerosine heater when i was areound 4 (before kindergarden)

I was rideing my bike over a 5 foot jump, i lost my footing on the peddles and slammed my nuts into the seat and wrecked

My sister hit me in the face with a softball back when she used to pitch

This is no ****.... a guy i didnt know rode by me and the passanger grabbed my shirt and the driver steped on the gas and i reached in my pocket for my knife to get him off me and when i went to cut his hand he saw the knife and let go.... I got scraped up but it wasnt too bad


theres more but those are the worst