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« on: May 16, 2001, 12:00:33 AM »
hey man what do you think about the sony 2 and if they are better than the pieces of sh*t pox box ohh sorry .............. X Box. pox box what was i thinking!
i reckon the sony 2 kicks ass.some guy reckons that they should have changed the colour what do you think they should have changed it to?
i think the did it perfect.   but they forgot the CARRY HANDLE ha ha ha!

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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2001, 12:04:28 AM »
I was going to close this but I think it should stay open for entertainment purposes



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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2001, 12:16:42 AM »
ddaryl... he is young... have mercy ! :D :laughing:
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2001, 12:21:56 AM »
Looks like we have DocWiz\'s alter ego. :D
The Cocky Ninja Who Wont Quit..
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/afroninja.mpg

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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2001, 12:37:39 AM »
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Originally posted by DA HIT MAN
hey man what do you think about the sony 2 and if they are better than the pieces of sh*t pox box ohh sorry .............. X Box. pox box what was i thinking!
i reckon the sony 2 kicks ass.some guy reckons that they should have changed the colour what do you think they should have changed it to?
i think the did it perfect.   but they forgot the CARRY HANDLE ha ha ha!


Are you the man who hacked into Bill Gates Computer and got his Credit card deails, then sent him $100,000 worth of Viagra to is Hi Tech HOME ?.............................
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2001, 12:47:25 AM »
yep that was me all me. nooooooooooooooo it realy wasn\'t but i wish it was

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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2001, 12:57:26 AM »
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DA HIT MAN is a hit man that will take out any X Box owner and any X Box console

$ 150 per person

$ free per console


Ah thats nice , so where do you take them ?

out to Dinner ?

The Movies ?

A Beer ?

j/k (OLD JOKE I KNOW !)

;)

TAXI FOR MR BOND !

I am here all Week, New material when i can steel it from someone Funny......
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2001, 01:59:02 AM »
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I am here all Week, New material when i can steel it from someone Funny......


I\'m funny
A schizophrenic patient will not allow anyone to touch them; not because they would do them some harm, but because they might electrocute them.

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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2001, 02:04:46 AM »
No, you´re not... :D
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2001, 03:05:41 AM »
ooseven: Run\'s off and puts a secret wire tap on MM\'s House to listen in on Witty Put downs to Silly Humans.

Ha with this new material i cant fail not to impress
muahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah........


ooseven listens in more ..........

MM..... " What do you mean i could save 1000\'s on my next double Windows fitting, i live in a top secret underground Goverment Base, being funded to let Chimps type away at a keyboard for an infinate and undisclosed period of time , They are trying to write the next ARMY MEN GAME YOU SEE !......"

MM.......... " HOW did you GET THIS NUMBER..........".

Person on the Other End of the Phone " You Silly Human It\'s Me Clyde making a Prank Phone Call, right i am off to jump more people in INDIA and Blame it on the YETI ! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahah.........!"
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2001, 03:18:11 AM »
That\'s funny, ooseven, but I\'m afraid this newbie here won\'t understand it :laughing: ;)

Write too fast, perhaps?

oh and ddaryl, that was a wise decision from you - we need entertainment... *Evil grin*

But I wired ooseven\'s house when ooseven was wiring mm\'s house. I know where he lives... SECRET agent.. phah!

This is what I recorded:

"Hello double-O-seven!" [ must be the voice of moneypenny ]
"Hello darling!" [ Ooseven speaking ]
"Come here ooseven... I\'ve got a present for you... come here... bed is waiting..."
"I will I will... Just wait a second, dear. GO get ready"

[ about 30 minutes of silence, few notes sung by ooseven and sound of a shower - I\'m rewinding it. Here comes the best part ]

*smack* *smack* [ they\'re obviously kissing ]
"OohSEVEN!"
"Oooh Donkeypenny..."
"WHA-WHA-WHAT DID YOU SAY OOSEVEN?"
"You\'re the best donkey...PENNY I\'ve ever had! I mean, what?"
*Pam* *Pam* OUCH! *Pam* [ I think moneypenny is hitting ooseven with her baseball bat right now ]

[ stop ]

Got troubles ooseven? ;)
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2001, 03:28:48 AM »
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That\'s funny, ooseven, but I\'m afraid this newbie here won\'t understand it :laughing: ;)

Write too fast, perhaps?

oh and ddaryl, that was a wise decision from you - we need entertainment... *Evil grin*

But I wired ooseven\'s house when ooseven was wiring mm\'s house. I know where he lives... SECRET agent.. phah!

This is what I recorded:

"Hello double-O-seven!" [ must be the voice of moneypenny ]
"Hello darling!" [ Ooseven speaking ]
"Come here ooseven... I\'ve got a present for you... come here... bed is waiting..."
"I will I will... Just wait a second, dear. GO get ready"

[ about 30 minutes of silence, few notes sung by ooseven and sound of a shower - I\'m rewinding it. Here comes the best part ]

*smack* *smack* [ they\'re obviously kissing ]
"OohSEVEN!"
"Oooh Donkeypenny..."
"WHA-WHA-WHAT DID YOU SAY OOSEVEN?"
"You\'re the best donkey...PENNY I\'ve ever had! I mean, what?"
*Pam* *Pam* OUCH! *Pam* [ I think moneypenny is hitting ooseven with her baseball bat right now ]

[ stop ]

Got troubles ooseven? ;)


Hmmmmmmm i wondered why there was heavy breathing comming from my cupboard ?

And why my Cat was walking Funny ?

And Why all that time i could hear someone unpeeling a bannana, ha and there was me thinking it was Clyde SPying on ME..
 
ANYHOOOOOOO You know i could RETURN some Fire by commenting on your "CLOSE" relationship with SamDonkey ......sorry i meant SAMWISE ( i have go them Donkeys on my Brain ;)  ), but i wont ill let SoulGrind or the other members to do that.


ooseven <=========Soon to be banned for puting Donkey in the same sentance as SAMWISE.:laughing:.
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2001, 04:41:38 AM »
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hahaha, you all were thinking I put samwise and donkey in the same sentence, but it wasn\'t a sentence.....................whoops!!!!!
#RaCeR#:
i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2001, 05:31:06 AM »
That\'s it 00seven and politiepet... you\'re both dead meat now... :D
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
(thanks Chizzy!)

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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2001, 05:35:16 AM »
oooohhh I\'m scared now!!!!!!!!
Wadda ya wanna do, hahahahha, yo don\'t even know were I live!!!!!!!nananananananananananana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#RaCeR#:
i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

 

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