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« on: May 17, 2001, 03:52:48 PM »
http://www.thegia.com/news/0105/n17u.html

"" There were also indications that the hardware is not entirely stable yet - a crash during Nightcaster revealed a familiar looking PC boot screen, and a Microsoft representative explained that the memory configuration on the floor models was different than that of the final version.""


:laughing:  I can\'t belive it!! The System can\'t handle the games!!
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2001, 04:12:18 PM »
yeah this one is a kick in the nuts for old MS

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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2001, 04:55:21 PM »
LOL.  Now that\'s funny.  :laughing:
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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2001, 05:01:14 PM »
good, now i can gloat!!!
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2001, 05:13:14 PM »
This is bad for MS, but it\'s still pretty funny.  Bugs are to MS as delays are to Nintendo ;).
It seems as if the people [casual gamers] that we consider to know absolutely nothing are the ones that actually know the most important thing: Name brands don\'t make the console, games do.

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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2001, 05:37:22 PM »
I can\'t deny that that\'s kinda humorous :)
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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2001, 05:40:22 PM »
Yikes!!
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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2001, 05:52:12 PM »
i called it, i said this would happen to all these X-BOX fanboys at my school

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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2001, 05:59:21 PM »
I can see it now.

MS guy: As you can see the X-Box is really good.

some guy at E3: Hey is that a BSOD?

MS guy: *turns around* huh,err no that is uhhh.The start screen for the game see it says press button right there.

the E3 guy: No it says press any key to restart

MS guy: You read it wrong

Er guy It also says Fatal error

MS guy: That\'s the name of the game.

E3 guy: I thought the name of the game was Nightcaster.

MS guy: They changed it....shows over.Go away.
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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2001, 06:22:56 PM »
LOL!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2001, 06:26:39 PM »
Hehe, that\'s pretty funny.  But let\'s not get ahead of ourselves, Microsoft has already announced the solution to this problem.  Just like Nintendo changed its controller, Microsoft is adding three buttons to the back of the controller that should effectively solve everything.  After deciding against square, triangle, and circle, Microsoft decided to rename them control, alternate, and delete...

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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2001, 06:38:54 PM »
:laughing:  That was funny nO-One!!!
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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2001, 08:11:22 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2001, 08:24:53 PM »
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Originally posted by nO-One
I can see it now.

MS guy: As you can see the X-Box is really good.

some guy at E3: Hey is that a BSOD?

MS guy: *turns around* huh,err no that is uhhh.The start screen for the game see it says press button right there.

the E3 guy: No it says press any key to restart

MS guy: You read it wrong

Er guy It also says Fatal error

MS guy: That\'s the name of the game.

E3 guy: I thought the name of the game was Nightcaster.

MS guy: They changed it....shows over.Go away.


LMAO

thats pretty good

yea this is a big drawback for XBOX - but i am sure it will be fixed before release - still quite funny though
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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2001, 12:28:28 AM »
This is not unique to the XBox. ALL consoles experience crashes at this stage in the developement.

The same was ALSO true for the PS2 during early demonstrations in game shows, eg;

http://ps2.ign.com/previews/14006.html

"At E3, many showgoers wondered why Sony had decided to make Unreal Tournament such a selling point of its PlayStation 2 exhibition...but the extremely slow framerate and frequent crashes were certainly a factor as well. The display proved that Epic had the game up and running on PS2, but that was about it."

http://playstation.hotgames.com/features/172/features_2.htm

"Graphically it\'s shaping up well, with character models that seem to match EA\'s NHL series polygon for polygon, and a smooth frame rate...Worse, the game completely crashed the lone PS2 it was running on while we were playing. It\'s too early to pass judgement on this game, but Konami had better put the pedal to the metal if they want to get this one out the door before the start of the season."

Hmmm..... :)

 

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