X-BOX CRASHES: Revealed!! LOL!!

As I\'ve said before, Xbox isn\'t the only \'crashable\' console. My PS2 has crashed several times - but that was final games on final hardware, not early unfinished games on development hardware.

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This is a simple case of MS being attacked because of their brand name. It was overlooked with Sony, and even if Nintendo had these problems it would be overlooked. But , now that it is MS, people are jumping on to make fun of them. Nothing more. Fact is, anything MS does, people will find fault in. And any mistake MS makes, no matter how small it is, will get blown up and become big news.  

As I recall, and even Sammy\'s post mentions that the PS2 has had its shared of problems crashing with released games.

Of course they are attacking Microsoft.  It\'s the same thing as when Nintendo makes a kiddy game versus Sony or MS making one.  For example, I never heard anyone complaining about Ape Escape, yet whenever Nintendo showed Pikmin they bashed it immediately because it is kiddy.

[nO-One]

heh heh.I know every console have had,do have and will have some crashes.And people are right now just b*tching about every fault the X-box has.Remember when the PS.2 was released in Japan.People talked about it overheating,they talked about frying eggs and stuff on it.

History is repeating it self

In your face MS. x100

Ha ha.... oh wait, this wasn\'t funny. It\'s a unfinished game, the only reason they mentioned it looked like a PC boot screen is it\'s made by MS. If it happened to Sony or Nintendo, it\'d have been a footnote, barely mentioned. Unfinished/dev. kits usually have things not in the consumer unit, theres no reason to think this is a sign of what real XB\'s will do.

In your face MS.  x100

Oh, how mature!

[Bladez]

Originally posted by TheOgodlyThing


Oh, how mature!

SSGoku no kidding.  That was stupid. "In your face MS. x100" But I guess you have the right to express your opinion. But EThugg is right it isn\'t funny the X-box isn\'t even finished and they probably have fixed by now.

Nice one Noone but it could of also been like this......

Please don\'t flame its just fun and to remind everyone there just games !
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MS guy: As you can see the X-Box is really good.

some guy at E3: Hey is that a BSOD?

MS guy: *turns around* huh,err no that is uhhh.The start screen for the game see it says press button right there.

the E3 guy: No it says press any key to restart

MS guy: You read it wrong

Er guy Why has the Playstation 2 Browers system screen just apperied ?

MS guy: Oh that we must be picking up interferance from a lesser Games Stall *looks over at the MGS2 stand and sheds a tear*.

E3 guy: So why has it now just said " warning this programme has carried out an illegal opperation and will be shutdown ?" .

MS guy:Ah...... that\'s the games new feature , you see the aim ofthe game is to collect and train as many of them as you can find, you can look after them and then enter in battles to try and get more, in the game your first one is called Peekaboo , hes half Yellow Rat and Half Windows Fatal warning box *his face turns red* ...ah bugger.....

E3 guy: But isn\'t that a TOTAL rip of of Pokemon

MS guy: Pokemon whats that.......?

E3 guy: Pokemon the Hit TV/Card game / Games for Nintendo Game boy and N64 ?.........

MS guy: Ninetento Who ?

E3 guy: You know Nintendo theyre your Arch enemys in the console market , you know them and Sony Remember....

MS guy: Look i don\'t know where your going with this but could i please ask you to STOP, i mean if you realy think ill let slip that Microsoft are at this moment  are in TOP SECRET talks with Sony to join forces and develop the next line of Consoles, well SONY and Microsoft would want my Blood for that.....WALLS HAVE EARS YOU KNOW *He stops only to realise what he has just said*

E3 guy: A Deal between SONY and Microsoft ?..........

MS guy: who siad that, thats an unfounded rumour, careless talk costs ultra high Multinational Ventures *stops only to wipe the sweat of his forehead*, oh no I DID IT AGAIN.....*

E3 guy: ok so after what we have just seen with the X box OS and what you have just said, your trying to tell us thats it\'s all just a Rumour ? ! ? ! ?! ....

MS guy: Errrrrrmmmmmmmm...........Yeeesss *he stops he looks nervous, but then* , Ah What can say but APRIL FOOLS , that will work*is this Mic on or Off ?*, yeah its all a APRIL fools for all you Games Reporters.......

E3 guy: April Fools , FFS it\'s the MIDDLE of MotherF^&*ing MAY !........

MS guy: Is it ... well you see we at Microsoft have been very busy with new developments infact swiftly moving onto one of them ,and  to quickly change the subject here is our next Exclusive game i hope you like it.[/B]

E3 guy: But Hold on .......

MS guy: Shut up or ill get The RocK to , give you the Rocks bottom.......

E3 guy: Actually ill think you will find thats......

MS guy: Shut it ! *The PR Guy turns and presses the button to show the next movie, there is a deadly silence and then looks of absolute shock, on the large screen behind him is a racing game, a racing game with the title GT3 : A spook *

All of the people watching Ehhhhhhh!!!!!!!?????

MS guy: As you can see GT3 : A spook delivers the latest word in Driving/Racing games, it will feature 173 cars with 6 F1 mockup\'s plus rallying and Endurence racing, players can chose between ARCADE and our new GranD Turism......*He dosen\'t even get a chance to finnish this sentence, the same guy cut\'s him off mid flow with.....

E3 guy: BullS%^&, thats Gran Turismo 3 A spec for the PLAYSTATION 2, WTF are you playing at is  this some kind of Sick Joke ?

MS guy: Well thats where YOUR wrong SMART@RSE !, it\'s developers MONYPHONY Analouge have singed an Exclusive dieal to make GRAND TURISMO 3 : A Spook (working title) a X Box exclusive.....

E3 Guy:Actually your wrong there, beciuase its POLYPHONY DIGITAL and not MONYPHONY Analouge , its CALLED GRAN TURISMO 3 : A SPEC , as in A spec Fast SPORTS cars , and you can\'t have that as an exclusive anyway because they are a 1t party developer for Sony.........[/B]

MS guy: here YOUR wrong AGAIN, we have singed a deal with Sony to develop the next Genneration of Consoles REMEMBER...........*He then realises what he just said* OOOOWwwwwww Bloody HELL .....*storms of the stage but not before throwing the Large screen remote through the Large Screen*....

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Originally posted by nO-One
I can see it now.

MS guy: As you can see the X-Box is really good.

some guy at E3: Hey is that a BSOD?

MS guy: *turns around* huh,err no that is uhhh.The start screen for the game see it says press button right there.

the E3 guy: No it says press any key to restart

MS guy: You read it wrong

Er guy It also says Fatal error

MS guy: That\'s the name of the game.

E3 guy: I thought the name of the game was Nightcaster.

MS guy: They changed it....shows over.Go away.

LOL nice one!

I honestly hate to tell you this boys.  But while I was at E3 this year (2001).  I saw a Gamecube game crash.  It was Silicon Knight\'s own Eternal Darkness and the chick had to get underneath and reset the hardware.

AAAA from MSXbox also said that Smash Bros crashed while he was at E3 as well.

There was NO FINAL CONSOLE HARDWARE at E3 for Xbox, except behind closed doors.  The hardware running the games was your typical PC hardware.

[nO-One]

wOOt we can poke at Nintendo to

See PS2 fanboys, that\'s what happens when you jump to conclusions.  Crashes happen when you try to run Xbox games on PC hardware.    It\'s funny how pstwo tried to make it sound as if the games were running on actual Xboxes when that really wasn\'t the case.  Every PS2 game could have crashed at the show and no one would have said anything.  When one Xbox game crashes on PC hardware, it makes the headlines.

[nO-One]

jeez.don\'t take thid so seriously.Most of us here do relise that systems do crash,especially while still in development.

We\'re just having some harmless fun,atleast I and ooseven.

Originally posted by nO-One
jeez.don\'t take thid so seriously.Most of us here do relise that systems do crash,especially while still in development.

We\'re just having some harmless fun,atleast I and ooseven.

Too True mate.....
and yeah your right some people just keep forgeting that its a Console WAR ( i.e. battle of games)

Rather than a REAL WAR !

They are Just GAMES FFSakes..............

I now give No one and myself the "Feet on the Ground" award for remembering this.


And as for DirectXbox chill out, relax and let these people have there fun.......

It\'s only a CONSOLE AFTER ALL !

You don\'t have to hold a one Man Crucade when ever anyone takes the X box or Bill Gate\'s name in vain.