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Offline Bobs_Hardware

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« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2001, 10:42:46 PM »
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Originally posted by Starr
Scuse you people I am a blonde!!!

hehe I like some of those jokes though ^_^ I am used to those jokes! keep em comin.


STTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

even though i talk to you on AIM, its just so kewl to see you post here again

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a man walks into a bank and says "NOBODY MOVE, this is a muck up"

a bank teller says "dont you mean a stick up"

the man replies with  "no, i forgot my gun"

...bah...i laughed because i had the funniest image of some ****head actually doing that
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Offline Jar O Pickles
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« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2001, 08:48:09 PM »
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Originally posted by AlteredBeast
me = blonde. 143 IQ, so Nyah!!
 


everyone same time now:

WE\'RE HAPPY FOR YA!!!
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« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2001, 11:02:21 PM »
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Originally posted by AlteredBeast
me = blonde.
Well, that explains a lot! :p
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« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2001, 05:59:58 AM »
how do you keep a blonde busy?
write: \'see other side\', on both sides of a piece of paper!

How do you know a blonde has been using a pc?
there\'s typex all over the screen!

How do you know a blonde has been using that same computer again?
there are words written over the typex!

A blonde gets called on her mobile phone answerring:
How do you know where I am?!

Two blondes are standing on both sides of a river, the first to the second: Why don\'t you come to the other side?
says the second: I\'m already on the other side!
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#RaCeR#:
i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.
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« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2001, 07:44:35 PM »
Alright this little girl walks into her parents\' bedroom and sees Mommy bouncing up and down on Daddy in bed.  Mommy freaks and dives under the covers.

"What are you doing, Mommy?"

"Uhh.. Well, Daddy\'s getting kind of a belly so I was just trying to flatten it out for him."

"Oh that won\'t work, Mommy, when you\'re not around, the neighbor comes over and blows him back up again!"

-Eik
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« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2001, 01:35:21 PM »
OMFG! that is funny!


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