*Borrows Crazy Old Man Persona from Dark Jaguar*
Ahh yes, I remember back in 1941... your uncle Jebediah and I were in the army fighting off the evil Germans. Them Germans were MONSTERS I tell ya! Six horns, four legs, and they carried 8 machine guns! Not that Machine guns existed back then, back in MY day we fought wars with sticks and stones boy! And we didn\'t have any mambypamby commanders and gen\'rals either, we fought wars like men, every man for himself. Did I ever tell you young\'ns bout the time when I fought in Italy all by myself? My entire platoon was decimated, I had no clothes or water or food, trapped and surrounded in enemy territory with a MILLION Germans just over the hill, out for my blood. They didn\'t have weapons back in my day, so I picked up a rock nearby and prayed to God, and charged over that there hill, FIFTEEN MILES through blinding ice and blizzards, uphill both ways, and I killed every single German in Italy, by Jiminey! The next day, I faced off against Adolf Hitler himself, and I snapped his neck with my two front toes with a Billion germans around me trying to kill me but I fought em all off and made it back to france on foot, as feet were the only way to travel then, we didn\'t have these fancy modern automobiles and jazz, we just hads our feet, even horses hadn\'t been invented yet, and did I tell you about your Uncle Jebediah? Why, after the war WE invented both the horse and the automobile! Then we sold the patent to henry Ford, we called him "Money" for short, though the greedy bastard never shared with us, we didn\'t even have money as it hadn\'t been invented yet. When WE wanted a piece of Candy, we didn\'t go into a stor and buy it, we had to fight to the death for it! Manyst a time I kilt me bears and wild jungle pumas for a single Hershey\'s Kiss, not that kissin\' had been invented yet, when we wanted to show our affections to a lady, why we\'d go and kill a squirrel and hang it from her doorknob, that\'s how I met Grandma Beulah thar... did I tell you young\'ns bout the time we...
Kids: YES GRANDPA, A MILLION TIMES.