w00t 1941

Thats right baybee. My 1941-th post. It is moments like this that cause one to reflect on life. Who am I? Why am I here? Is that a DualShock in your pocket, or are you horribly disfigured?

All viable questions; but the main topic at hand is me, how great I am, and the number 1941. Now what is this 1941 that I speak of? Is it a horrible Speilberg comedy? Is it the year Pearl Harbor was bombed? Did said bombing spawn some horrible movies? Yes, Yes, and Gawd Yes. Does this mean anything? Yes it does. Or does it? No.

Now on to the topic of my greatness.

I think we have to first go back to the year 1980. It was on that fateful day in September, when the Earth slowed its rotation to bathe my slimey baby butt in sunlight and when the the north star broke into our house and stole our TV; but left the antenna. That, my friends, was the day the music died, a day that will live in infamy, a day in the life of Mr. T (i.e. a day of cheap prostitutes and pitying of fools).

Now you are probably asking, "Where is he going with this?" To that I reply, "No daddy! I don\'t want to touch your manhood!". Which would cause you to ask, "What is this growth on my crotch?" I would then reply, "Chicken and Chilli is the breakfast of champs."

Am I making sense? Yes I am. Is the sense that I am making making sense? Not at all.

..........um, I feel that I must go; but I will leave you with this.

If you reach for the stars, the worst that can happen is someone will laugh at you for reaching at the sky and then beat you for sassing them because they don\'t have fancy book learning.

-The Late Night Ramblings of an Insomniac.

Beautiful.  Simply beautiful.

(This thread is the cristening of my 1500th post and I don\'t feel any different.  My picture does though. )

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That was touching man. A very heart felt story. I feel alot closer to you. Like I know who you are and stuff.

Now we have one thing in common:

insanity




Or then you\'re just bad teller, and never get to the point

Originally posted by Darth Joyda
Now we have one thing in common:

insanity

Or then you\'re just bad teller, and never get to the point

I think its a leetle bit of both.

And here I was thinking you were going to talk about Capcom\'s 1941.

- dm
- the trick is to keep breathing.

*Borrows Crazy Old Man Persona from Dark Jaguar*

Ahh yes, I remember back in 1941... your uncle Jebediah and I were in the army fighting off the evil Germans. Them Germans were MONSTERS I tell ya! Six horns, four legs, and they carried 8 machine guns! Not that Machine guns existed back then, back in MY day we fought wars with sticks and stones boy! And we didn\'t have any mambypamby commanders and gen\'rals either, we fought wars like men, every man for himself. Did I ever tell you young\'ns bout the time when I fought in Italy all by myself? My entire platoon was decimated, I had no clothes or water or food, trapped and surrounded in enemy territory with a MILLION Germans just over the hill, out for my blood. They didn\'t have weapons back in my day, so I picked up a rock nearby and prayed to God, and charged over that there hill, FIFTEEN MILES through blinding ice and blizzards, uphill both ways, and I killed every single German in Italy, by Jiminey! The next day, I faced off against Adolf Hitler himself, and I snapped his neck with my two front toes with a Billion germans around me trying to kill me but I fought em all off and made it back to france on foot, as feet were the only way to travel then, we didn\'t have these fancy modern automobiles and jazz, we just hads our feet, even horses hadn\'t been invented yet, and did I tell you about your Uncle Jebediah? Why, after the war WE invented both the horse and the automobile! Then we sold the patent to henry Ford, we called him "Money" for short, though the greedy bastard never shared with us, we didn\'t even have money as it hadn\'t been invented yet. When WE wanted a piece of Candy, we didn\'t go into a stor and buy it, we had to fight to the death for it! Manyst a time I kilt me bears and wild jungle pumas for a single Hershey\'s Kiss, not that kissin\' had been invented yet, when we wanted to show our affections to a lady, why we\'d go and kill a squirrel and hang it from her doorknob, that\'s how I met Grandma Beulah thar... did I tell you young\'ns bout the time we...

Kids: YES GRANDPA, A MILLION TIMES.

Hmmm... my story can be about the future...

it will be when hamburgers eat people!

I always find history so much more fascinating than the present.  Especially since they had all that snow abck then.  I mean, when we get snow it\'s half an inch and they close school for the day.  Back in the day they had school when the snow was two stories high, and you had to climb up the chimney to get outside, and if you didn\'t wear snow shoes you\'d fall 20 ft. down and die from frostbite.  Plus back then snowmen were alive and eating the next-door neighbors.  Well, so says Great Uncle Bartholomew.

sweet pic Ryu, i like it much more than your last.

congrats! And..... What is a w00t?