World Leaders En-Raged at New US Flag Design

An embarrassed White-House was quick to downplay the incident, claiming that this was just one of many \'contingency plans\', routinely explored by government agencies as part of their long-term strategy.

"In these precarious times," said a White House spokesman, "it pays to think ahead, and to consider every implication that changes  in the world map might present us with. This is just one of many, many scenarios that we are exploring."

In response to international astonishment and outrage, President Bush called an emergency Press conference to make a formal statement.

"A president must president his country," said George W. Bush somberly.  "I, that is, we, as a country, president, and commit ourself to presidenting in and out of this great country in the world. The world must be removed of evil. The evil-doers will lose their prevail to evil, and we will win."

 


 A president must president his country. I, that is, we, as a country, president, and commit ourself to presidenting in and out of this great country in the world.

President George W. Bush, at an emergency press conference today  
"It\'s not enough that we defeat that surrender, or defend ourselves to future attackers," he rambled on, "we must prevail ourselves to good, and president our democracy on world terrorism everywhere and beyond."

Bemused press photographers and news crews were lost for words for a moment before a reporter from the Washington Herald spoke up: "So can you say, categorically, that this flag will NOT replace our existing one?"

"Categorically and ... I will say this," responded President Bush, "It\'s very simple. We must not and can not, and will not, allow the freedom and great democracy nation of the Earth to defend ourselves from good. This great allied world nation of ours will defeat away from that evil wrongness."

His point made, Bush smiled victoriously to  his glassy-eyed reception before being whisked away to his helicopter.



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They are changing the flag?

Or is this just some lame joke?

I can\'t believe you asked that question.

[videoholic]

I can\'t believe someone went through the effort of writing all of that.  But then again there are people like spudz in the world that I guess make it all worthwhile.

Originally posted by Spudz
They are changing the flag?

Or is this just some lame joke?

Do you even watch or follow the news, or are these forums your primary source?

Heheh, funny

I like that one with the corporation logos instead of the stars

[Titan]

Originally posted by Spudz
They are changing the flag?

Or is this just some lame joke?

Yes spudz, this is real :rolleyes:

Doh!
Hey, its bush. You never know

Shit i am an idiot, well I made you all laugh

Do you even watch or follow the news, or are these forums your primary source?

Oh yeah, computer junkie, I just drink Mountain dew and surf the forums :rolleyes:

I like it! When we own the rest of the world it will be perfect.

I think that our motto should be, we are coming to get you!

Ace

If we do that, we definitely need to change the name of our country to "The Big One" as Michael Moore suggests.