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Offline GmanJoe

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Why midgets should be allowed to play in the NFL.
« on: October 08, 2003, 04:43:48 AM »
A midget could have made the difference in last Monday Night Football\'s game.

5:09: Colts\' Brad Pyatt returns ensuing kickoff 90 yards to Bucs 12.

3:43: Four plays later, James Mungro scores on 3-yard run. Bucs 35, Colts 21.

3:37: Colts recover onside kick, and Manning completes passes of 15, 11 and 9 yards.

2:29: Manning connects with Marvin Harrison for 29-yard TD pass. Bucs 35, Colts 28.

2:27: A second onside kick attempt fails, and Bucs recover at Colts 45.

1:48: Tom Tupa punts to Colts 15 after three runs and unnecessary roughness penalty.

1:28: Manning hits Harrison for 53 yards to Bucs 6 after 12-yard pass and roughing-the-passer penalty.

 0:38: Colts RB Ricky Williams gains 5 yards, then scores 1-yard TD. Bucs 35, Colts 35.

OVERTIME

10:40, OT: Bucs get first possession, run 10 plays but drive stalls; Tupa punts to Colts 13.

3:57, OT: Manning drives Colts to Bucs 22 in 14 plays. Mike Vanderjagt 40-yard field goal try is wide right, but unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on Simeon Rice moves ball to 11.

3:50, OT: Vanderjagt\'s 29-yard kick is helped by deflection at line, hits right upright and goes through. Colts 38, Bucs 35.....or blocked by a midget and the Bucs get another chance! :D

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Rule Change : allow player to propell a team mate to block field goals or tossed over a pile and into goal line.

Result - midgets finally break into the sports world as viable players! Imagine an overtime field goal attempt is suddenly thwarted by a 3 foot Mongolian midget! And not just ~a~ midget....but two or three flying through the air to block it! Or how a quarterback will swing a midget by his feet and propell up and over the goal line and get that winning touchdown!

And could you imagine a midget defensive safety? He could be thrown by another player to knock the lights out of the QB!

TV ratings would skyrocket....like a midget toss.

i\'ll probably get kicked in the shins for this.....but hey. i think we got  winning formula here.
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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2003, 05:13:46 AM »
Ban him again.
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2003, 06:13:57 AM »
Ban SwifGay!
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2003, 08:14:12 AM »
*thumbs down*
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2003, 03:09:38 PM »
My penis just went down.

Damn it.
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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2003, 03:10:33 PM »
:laughing:

Gman you are bakla.
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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2003, 03:40:18 PM »
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Or how a quarterback will swing a midget by his feet and propell up and over the goal line and get that winning touchdown!



           That would be great until a LB jumps the pile and smacks the midget in mid air crushing every bone in his fragile body.
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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2003, 04:48:22 PM »
Seems to work fine here:

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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2003, 04:55:46 PM »
That is the funniest picture I have ever seen
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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2003, 05:24:39 PM »
i think its off midgetfarm.

that website sucks though.
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« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2003, 09:51:00 PM »
midgetswithhugedongs.com is far superior
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2003, 03:29:56 PM »
*types in address...*

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