Put that money towards the construction of your very own “masterbrium”
What’s a masterbrium I hear you ask…
Well its like a private Library, but in this case its filled with high class limited edition pornography.
The interior design should include dark Oak panel walls and a gold hook to hang your red smoking jacket on (this should be your attire while you browse your “articles”), and and lets not forget the plasma TV screen plus 5.1 sound system to watch your porn on.