Wanted to share my big news with you guys

[Paul2]

LOL.:lmao:

You should be a comedian.  You have really good grammars and really good use of vocabulary, and your sense of humor are so hilarious.

Hmmm, on second thought, don\'t tell Bobby Hardware that I stopped by. He seems to be having some issues coping with me being gone.

[Evi]

I miss you Aaron.

...soooooooooo much...

We should get away together! Just like the old times. Before all this.. this.. girlfriend business. She doesn\'t understand you like I do.. no one can.. no one ever can...

The children ask about you some times. They want to know where they come from. I don\'t know what I\'m supposed to tell them anymore.  Originally it was a weekend away fishing, then a week at dental school.. eventually it evolved into an inter-gender sojourn to find the inner you in poverty stricken East-India. For Gods sake, they\'re 23 years old and are starting to see through the charade! Please come home soon..

I need you.

That is the funniest shit I\'ve read on an internet forum, lol. Made me spit out my water. Bitch.