GET real !

ok i want the most annoying features in games, The stuff that makes it totaly far fetched.
 


You know you are hidding from a Boss behind a wall and the rockets just simply crash into the wall leaving you unharmed.

or the classic quake 3 example

being able to run around with up to 5 very large weapons with out slowing down or lossing your accuracy.

Also the rocket Jumping annoys me to , firing a rocket at your feet and at the same time jumping is not something you should do or even attempt in real life.


ok so there is 2 for you to start with, please reply with more...

I REALLY hate the rocket jump. It is soo damn annoying. I hate the enemies in RPGs that have the dumbest power but seem to beat you once in a while. I am talking about the mighty flower that has the sleep spell. Or the goofy ghost with his instant death incantation. That stuff really pissies me off.

Since we are on the topic of RPGs what about those boss characters. Do they always have to have some stupid power that makes it increasingly annoying to play them because you know it is going to take away a ridiculous amount of HP AND they are going to do it twice in a row.

BTW, Can you guess what kinds of games I have been playing lately?

Why does every fighting game have a soap opera story?  No one plays fighting games for the story so why make some gay plot line that gets played out twice?  Once when you pick your char and again when you beat the boss.  STUPID AS HELL.

RPGS:  Every boss is immune to your most powerful spells.  In every RPG you wind up having to "save the world".  Even simple conflicts of personality turn into "universe-threatening" villains.  STUPID AS HELL.

American Voice Actors STUPID AS HELL (usually).

Playing a cool-looking game for days (Fear Effect) to have a suck-ass ending.

playing fighting games like tekken and when the opponents energy bar is at its minimum, all it takes to kill that person is a small kick to the shin.
or the racing games where you go for qualifying stages and beat the computer by about 40 seconds. then in the race all the cars seem to have improved 10 fold.

Syphon Filter 2 or similar

Enemys can "head shot" you INSTANTLY but you have to get on your sniper rifle and search, aim....steady.. BAM!!! Too Late!!

In Tenchu why do the guards see you befor you are in veiwing range? maybe its just me but i see darkness and its like they can see me.

I agree about the game endings. Am I the only one who was pissed about the majority of Tekken 3\'s endings? I would play it through and it seemed like the FMV would start and stop within 5 seconds. What kind of a rip-off is that.

Why is it that in MGS2 the terrorists are professional enough to take over a boat full of marines but not professional enough to have walkie-talkies? I mean come on. Even the terrorists on "Die Hard" had walkie talkies.

If the games that come from japan to the US and the UK have crappy voice acting, do the games going to Japan from the US and UK have crappy voice acting?

Why do we have to run around for keys to locked doors when we have rocket launchers in our arsenal? I know that if I am alone in a city full of zombies I am not going to run around trying to find a key. I will just shoot the damn doors open and run. Speaking of zombie/dinosaur games, Is it too much to ask for a decent juke move?

in resident evil you can carry up to six or eight items, but it doesn\'t matter whether its a small key or something like a fire extinguisher

Staying on the topic of RPG bosses; why are they ALWAYS immune to any kind of status spell?
All of the spells that are supposed to be used stategically can never be used against a boss. It\'s not like you actually need these spells to fight against the standard issue tadpole you\'re going to find on the world map! And if you can\'t use them on bosses then what good are they?

You know what was incredibly annoying when youd did a Seal All elements magic in Chrono Cross against a boss and it always missed him, but it still affected you. So you had to sit by with now elements while the boss pummeled you with its strongest tech attacks.

Whew! I think thats about it, at least as far as RPG are concerned.

well for me it is the fact that in fighting games you cant kill someone with 10 shots from a powerful gun becuase you hit them in a limb or something like that

or how in fighting games you will kick someones ass to almost the bitter end only for them to suddenly some back and kill you

or how in a rpg the main characters are always based on someone who doesn\'t have a cluw of whats going on with the world they live in
 

Midnight Club: every time you bump a wall the front of your car suddenly becomes magnetically attached to it and tries to swing your car 180 degrees.

Oni: you can only carry one gun regardless of size (and regardless of the fact that on the cover she\'s carrying three...)

Any flying/driving game where you can see clear to the horizon yet has an invisible \'wall\' that stops you from going beyond the bounds of the game.

Dynasty Warriors 2: there is no way to knock your own allies off their horses, yet they\'re stupid enough to come in and shove you out of the way while you\'re in the middle of a combo attack on the leader.

Tenchu: the ninjas are smart enough to sneak through and kill everyone in the camp without ever being discovered, yet insist on fighting every boss hand-to-hand.

Twisted Metal III: you can roll your car while driving across straight, flat ground...

Dino Crisis 2: features cut-scenes where the idiot characters watch in amazement as the dinosaurs get closer, closer, closer, then it finally ends and you have to shoot them from three feet away.

RPG\'s: status-effect items/spells never affect creatures unless they\'re so weak you could kill them in one round anyway.

I\'ll think of some more later...

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Vanishing Point for the Dreamcast. This game is friggin\' hard. You race the clock instead of the cars. The cars are only a distraction. The thing is, you can be doing fine, a perfect lap. Have a 2 second lead on the clock. Touch a wall, then you all of  a sudden are behind 10 seconds.

Or you will be driving along, doing great and cars will stop in the middle of the road or even swirl to hit you. It pisses me off to no end. It is the single hardest racing game I have had the displeasure of playing.

Anyone else play it?

Or in Tekken when your arm is broken, it still works. What the hell? If Nina kicked my ass then broke my arm, I would not get up and smack her. I\'d run like hell screaming for my mommy.

In lemmings those little ****ers just keep walking, even if it\'s off a cliff into hot lava or something like that, weird little creatures.

In Lemmings ( the so loved but at the same time so HATED game ) the creatures walk into their deaths in a row, even when they see the next lemming to them die.

In one particular game [ I referr to Gohan ] a single gay-looking-flower can be harder than any boss.