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Offline Black Samurai
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« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2001, 11:18:34 AM »
..........they were evil tomato wedges bent on world domination. They were going to attack [our hero] but luckily he found some lettuce and salad dressing. He then went about tossing their salad ;). After hours of salad tossing he then decided to stab a puppy in the face with a sharp.................
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« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2001, 01:52:51 PM »
pencil which mad the dog mad, it chased him around untill it finally caught up with him and pounced upon him and bit his....
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« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2001, 02:02:42 PM »
.........ass. He was pissed because that was the last one and now he would have to travel on foot. At least thats what he thought until he saw a blonde chick with a cucumber in her.........
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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2001, 02:53:05 PM »
eye, he said to the women"why the **** have you got a bloody cucumer hanging out of your eye socket" she smiled and replied with....
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« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2001, 03:58:51 PM »
.......... oh somebody shot it out of a potato gun and it hit me right in my f*cking eye!, she didnt have enough money to get it removed so it had to stay there,but all the sudden t-ray felt hungry and asked her is he could have a bit of her cucumber, to make along story short he ate the entier cucumber and she could see with both eyes again:) she said thank you, and now she had a favor to ask him, it turned out that she wanted him to eat andother cucumber in between her................
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Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2001, 12:44:38 PM »
ears, he said no thanks you dirty minger and pulled out an a.k 47 and shot her many times in the head, as he looked closer he noticed she was a man with his d*ck painted green, he shouted you dirty bast*rd, and started to kick him in the head untill it fell off, then he thought he go back in time and make england good during  Euro 2000, so he went back to the year 1999 and nuked all the countrys in europe, job done, thats when he came up with the idea of.........
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« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2001, 12:55:31 PM »
making a hover car, he hop on it and ran over everyone in his sight...The Gundam warrior(me :))  shot the hover car and he blew up.


Here my story.

There was a drunk guy who keeping drinking beer, then one night....There was a killer from scary movie :eek:! He was runnig after the drunk guy for 100 miles, but they stop in middle of train track and got ran over by the train. The train was on fire...All people start to yell "HELP ME!"..BOOM! The train blew up in air and some people died...One woman was hurt, but still can walk. It was midnight when Bender turned into a were-car and start to chasing after the woman.......
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« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2001, 12:57:46 PM »
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For the real story
......nuking himself. He realized that he was an idiot for nuking europe and wanted to end it all. So he swallowed a nuke(just play along :)) and set the timer for 10 seconds. He did not know what to do for those 10 seconds so he repeatedly punched himself in the face. 10 *punch*, 9 *punch**punch*, 8 *punch*, 7 *punch*, 6 *punch**punch*, 5 *punch*, 4 *punch*, 3 *punch**punch*, 2 *punch*, 1 *punch*, BOOM. As his radioactive remains sprinkled back down to the earth, a gust of wind came and blew him into a ..............


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For Wing-0\'s story
........until he ran out of gas.

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« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2001, 01:00:23 PM »
STOP SKIPPING MY GOOD STORY OR I WILL BE PISSED! :pissed:
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« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2001, 08:53:24 AM »
........the windmill where his body got cut in half, he have to drag his self to his house and he saw.......
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« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2001, 11:19:25 AM »
himself, but another version of himself, from another time, so he told the past version of himself not to nuke the other countries, just mess with the plane of the other football teams, and in ablink of an eye all the nuke stuff didnt happen and he was fine, thats when he travelled to.......
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« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2001, 07:10:36 AM »
dump yard where all dog tried to get him but.....
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« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2001, 01:37:39 PM »
just as the dog was about too jump on him, he woke up, it had all been a dream, he then activated his time machine and travelled to the time frame.....
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My continuation of part 2
« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2001, 01:46:42 PM »
Then after he watched them lose, he typed in year 2001 any school in the world, and he taught 00seven how to spell ... j/k
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