Lets do a story.

Lets do a story, lets see what will come up, ok? I start.

Mr T-ray had been working on a timemachine for over 20 years, most people thought he was a bit strange, because he had this extreme love for videogames.
Actually he couldnt always seperate real from fiction, but he was one happy man.
This was the day. The day he would show the world that he was the smartest man on the planet.
He had done over 200 betatest and they all had worked out well.
He walked in to the machine and started up the engines, the familiar sound made him almost cry.
He turned on the videocamera and sat down in the chair.
He puted his hand on the keyboard and taped in the year.........................

Then he died.

[videoholic]

Was that the cliff notes version?

He puted his hand on the keyboard and taped in the year..........................................England , Wembley 1966 the world cup Football Final, You see Mr T Ray was half Scottish and was driven totaly insance by the constant boasting from the English on how they have won the world cup, every football turiment they keep on saying 1966 we won it but only one and we will win it again because where the best.
So he decided to travel back and assasinate and then replace the entire English side with 11 Cyber monkeys he knew he had to be there for 3:00pm because that was the kick off, plus he has to give is remote cyborg monkeys a full charge.

but to his Alarm he packed the ................................

part 3..................... his female suckubus he got when he went to the 1600\'s ah he did ove his sukubus so he decided to use her instead, he would sneak her into the locker room, and have her seduce them 1 by one, then suck the life force out of them in way i caqnnot mention haha, so they were to weak to play, they had to forfit the game and he got his way, oh he was so happy, then he decided to go to......................

oh he was so happy, then he decided to go to.................................Florida 2001 the United States of America Presidential Electons, After changing history he decided to save the future of the planet, the first trip was for himself, the second was for the Human Race.

He had to track down the EVil opressor G W Bush, and put an end to his wicked ways, but how and when there was only a couple of days before the court decision ...............................

............ so he had some free time, he had heard that a man by the name of nathan had a chimp, he went to the year 3000 and got an elixer that would make the chimp speak and think at revolutionary levels, then he went back in time to nathans house and secretly poured the elixer in the chimps water dish, the chimp tried to fling poop at him but missed, then he drank the water and went...whooo.whoo..ahhh...ahhh...wwhhaa...what the hell did you put in my water? the monkey backed from the man in fear,..i...i..i can speak, then in triumph he said, finally i have the power said the chimp, mister T-ray told him that every night he can get out of his cage and go on the net, speak your mind, let the world know what you think, oh and by the way, what is your name? the chimp said clyde.. just call me clyde

then T-ray remembered about the election, so he...............................

........shot himself in the face, and then fell off of a bridge into a meat grinder that was infected with.............

then T-ray remembered about the election, so he...............................

......told Clyde:
-U wana change history?
- Yeahh, why not?
- Go with me back to the year 2001 and tell the world you are related to G W Bush, can you do that for me?
- Of course, lets go.

They went back and Clyde changed history....Bigtime.

T-ray started to wounder. if I change history now, the future has to be changed. So if I go to the year 3000 again maybe that elixir doesnt exist now?
He decided to do a liitle experiment.
He traveled to the year 2015 and study the PS4, he took a PS4 and went back to the year 2001, he went in to the Sony main office in Japan and told them that he got a really interesting thing. Sony listened and looked at the PS4. T-ray told Sony that he had ivented this thing and that this was a prototype of a gamingmachine and that Sony could buy it for 10 billion dollars.
Sony gave T-ray the money and he gave Sony the PS4.

He then whent to the year 2005, Sony had some really revolutionary console, this one was like 1 million times more powerful than NASA:s supercomputers.

One thought came up in T-rays head.
I stoled the PS4, went back in time,gave sony the PS4, they used it.
But Who actually discovered the technology behind the  PS4(3)?
Well T-ray thougt for a while and he came to the conclusion that the answer has to be..................

...himself, as the time goes in circle, he thought. He had gone there before endless times, but he didn\'t know it. This goes a little over his head, and he begans to shout like a chimp:
"Oo oo oo AAAAA!!"

But then he gets the hold of his head and thinks why not go to year 5000,000 to see if the world is destroyed. And then if not, to see what the humans look.

Yes, the stories of on-going evolution is still circling around T-ray\'s mind. He had been told that humans ear-size will reduce, their nose will reduce to a minimum of two holes ( so that makes Michael Jackson a vision of the future ), and so on.

So he went to the year 5000,000 and discovered...

Originally posted by Lucas Biggins
Then he died.

LOL what a way to keep the story alive eh?

........that he had.........

........shot himself in the face, and then fell off of a bridge into a meat grinder that was infected with.............

So he went to the year 5000,000 and discovered...



that the planet was like a paradise, dinousauries walked the ground and there was no sign of humans, the air was fresch and life was beutiful. What had happened?
No signs of humans and a beutiful planet, I have to go back and find out what happened. He went to the year 2266..........................

........and shot himself in the face, and then fell off of a bridge into a meat grinder that was infected with.............

Stop skipping my additions. I work real hard on these things.

...some unknown virus. But then, for some miracle, he survived the shot, the fall and the meat grinder! He jumped from the grinder covered with red blood, and hospital-men came and got him. He discovered the hospital men weren\'t men after all!...

[ I had to rescue him from trouble - but I know these games. I used to play with my friend. I writed a sencente, then he writed; a continue-story. But as I was serious, my friend kept messing it up. I wrote:
"He was a great..."
"...mass-murderer, and killed himself and twenty people nearby." and so on ]